1. I sat down and read a book today for the first time in so long I can't remember what the last one was. Even most of the fics I read are short.

( NIGHTRUNNER IS, AS ALWAYS, MADE OF WIN. )

2. I'M SUCH A GIRL. XD I watched "Music and Lyrics" with my mom just now. XD

( CHIIIIICK FLIIIICK. )

3. I found that song.

( You know, that song. )

Uh, 3.5 -- I finished the chapter of "Chocolate" last night. And. Need to edit it. And. Will be grovelling at jenwryn's feet for a onceover very soon. XD

I'm lame, but you love me. ♥

...I hope. XD

Amazing Things You Can Do with a Pool Table.

I've only ever contemplated the amazing things you can do ON a pool table, myself. ._.

Uhhh. sutenia. \o/

This in-progress chapter of "Chocolate" is brought to you by "No One" by Alicia Keys.

And by the letter L. (Obvz.)

And by the number 1,473 words and counting. o_o

And by jenwryn, who kept me sane last night. x3 ♥

Have some Merlin icons, including the Apparently I'm Fond of Angel Coulby's Cleavage Icon.

Now you know you have to look. 8D

I talked to eltea on the phone for half an hour today. IT MADE ME HAPPY. :)

**edit** I just gave my brother a buzz-cut when my mother screwed up the cut he wanted. Uh. Wow. lolwut. XD

I'm seventy-six words in to the next chapter of "Chocolate."

That's THREE PERCENT! 8D

...*dies*

I will distract you with random stupid icons. Shiny!

Also, eltea texted me today, and it was the first time we had communicated in forty-five hours. I don't think we've gone that long since we were juniors in high school. O_o

brb, going to Australia to sob on jenwryn's shoulder and offer sexual favors in return for baked goods. ♥

Friends don't let friends post hormonal.

Unfortunately for you guys, my BFF is on a different continent.

Fortunately for you guys, bummed around being lame all day instead of getting frustrated enough with the chapter of "Chocolate" that I still haven't started to post.

Uhhhh, yeah. I made an icon community today. It is called the_window_shop. 'Cause. Y'know. Window-shopping is just looking at stuff you kind of want to buy; and icon-shopping is looking at icons you might want to use, and you look at them in an internet window. And I make them with Photoshop.

MY GOD, THE PUN LAYERS. I'M BRILLIANT. O____O

Anyway, there are a bunch of Merlin icons that I never got around to posting here, and today I made some icons of hot guys. I mean, musicians. Yeah. That was why I saved all those pictures. XD

I would promise to work on "Chocolate" tonight, but I'll probably... make more icons. XD

We busted out my beloved copy of "The Matrix" last night. My sister turned fourteen this year. IT WAS TIME.

She liked it all right; I fangirled like a freak; all is well with the world. XD

( I sense disbelief at the fact that there are icons beneath this cut. )

Anyway, today eltea and I hung out downtown for some Gurl Tiem before she departed to frolic off to Europe and Lands Unknown. x3 Then I wandered Wikipedia for a while... and now I'm going to watch Merlin on NBC.com (thank you, maramaladefever!!) to kill time until Lancelot's on Actual TV in an hour. This is my plan. Perhaps it will inspire me to write more Merlin fic. Since I obviously don't owe half a dozen Death Note fics already. And I'm not behind a chapter on "Chocolate" or anything.

On second thought, I think I'll go cry in a corner now. XD

Better than Free Robots.

(Lame, recycled TEIN jokes are lame and recycled. XD Also, is it wrong that the angstbunny from a few months ago is what got me thinking about TEIN II again?)

( As predicted, today was much more awesome than yesterday. )

So. XD

First off, welcome to the_gabih! :D ...run, dear. Run fast.

I did not blow the entire first half of my day looking at fanart. I did not blow the entire first half of my day looking at fanart. I did not blow the entire first half of my day looking at fanart.

If I say it enough times, can it be true? >_>

( I have a huge soft spot for cover songs...? )

Meme time!

( For the three of you who haven't seen my desktop... )

Yeah, so, it's the tenth. This is the day I swore to myself I'd have started the pulped_fictions entry which may end up being the start of a novel, because it's due the thirtieth, and we're leaving on vacation the twenty-first.

...I'm sure you can imagine how well that's going.

*sits in the corner and facepalms some more*

I spent pretty much the duration of today reflecting on the unfairness of the fact that guys hit puberty and are like, "HEY, I'm horny, let's go!" as far as reproductive ability goes.

Whereas we're more like, "I'm sorry, please excuse me while I get sucker-punched in the lower abdomen and DIE for a couple days every month."

Though clearly I'm not dead. In fact, I'm not even incapacitated; just inconvenienced and whiny. XD

My vote is that we kick hormones into a pit in Sparta and figure out cloning instead.

I did watch "Bones" with my mom, tack 500 words of Matt being a doof onto chamyl's fic, and write whatever the shit this is: With and For.

I don't like it, but at least it has a wordcount. What are these "priorities" you speak of?

...this entry is pointless. LIKE MY LIFE. XD

I apologize for the comments today... my brain departed in the Post-Dim Sum Overeating Haze of Rapture. XD

I'm telling you guys. Befriend someone who speaks Mandarin, and find a dim sum place. XD

Or come visit me, and you can come with my family. 8D

( blah blah blah yesterday was super-l33t! )

Okay. That's all I've got. XD

Tierfal's Mom: [Tierfal's step-dad] was saying I should have married him first. But since I got married when I was twenty-three, he would have been... seventeen.
Tierfal: And then I wouldn't exist! And that would be a tragedy that the WORLD COULD NOT SUSTAIN!

...trufax.

Further proof comes in the form of Chocolate Always Loves You Back, Chapter Nine. I don't want it to end, but it's decided that the last few pieces are going to come together soon. Reason #8985 why I have a love-hate-torrid affair relationship with fanfiction, amirite? XD (...I'm kind of blasé on the whole thing after having been up until two writing it; mea culpa. :|)

I learned from the master (i.e., eltea), however: the way to write mystery is to drop hints and then distract the reader with fluff and/or UST.

This is among the many reasons why eltea is a genius. (See The Killing Lights for Harry Potter; Alive for Death Note... and Martyr, which is not a mystery, but which is one of the greatest fics ever written, period, next paragraph.)

...anyway. *blinks*

Okay, so:

By popular demand -- and by "popular demand" I mean "abitofadork7 asked" -- I bring you...

( TEN THINGS I LEARNED FROM 'HOUSE, M.D.' )

But wait, there's more! ...which is not remotely relevant to House.

( Proof that Tierfal needs a lobotomy, or at least a sound slap upside the head. )

Youuuuu.... should go play the fandom game. Aaaaand...

28 Days, penultimate "Fifteen," Matt/Mello, T.

Then Again, Gevanni/Near, because they're cute, damn it. :3

I want a Near. I would cuddle him foreeeeveeeer. 8D But for now I'll just go cuddle Matt/Near fic by jenwryn, which is pretty much just as good. :3

WHEE. :3

( Scary stats are scary. )

( The Username Meme. :D )

OMG LOOK A GAME.

( A FANDOM GAME THAT YOU CAN PLAAAAAAAAAY. 8D )

*updatey spirit fingers*

( I hung out with my tenth-grade English teacher for like two hours, and it was AWESOME. )

And whoa, guys, whoa.

( Sky pictures! )

( Ficcy blurb. As always. )

Annddd... as some of you dears know, I shoved some stupid dialogue together and called it a Brigit's Flame entry. lolwut. XD

As in, "I spammed everyone unlucky enough to be watching the comms I cross-post to." XD

( FIC TO THE SPAM. )

And now for an important lesson.

( TEN THINGS I LEARNED FROM '24'. )

And now for an important poll.

( Death Note, Muse-Slayer. )

YEY. XD

HAPPY FIRE SEASON. *confetti*

._.

We have cherries. They raise important questions, such as "How long will it take Tierfal to get cherry juice all over the countertop?" (Answer: about twenty seconds.)

AND HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS.

( This is called 'Me, bragging.' )

I need some angrier metal music to write to or something. o_o Suggestions welcome? :P

...hope for ficspam later.

Ummmmmmm.

Yeah.

This is really just to move the bulk of the entry past my icon so that it doesn't shift the picture.

( This picture. lol I need a better cell phone camera plz. )

Was happiness a fad?
Or was it in the Lost and Found again, behind the issues
It might not be so bad
We're all addicted to our tragedy
I guess it's what it had to be

- "Nothing on My Back" - Sum 41 -

( Yesterday. And then today. Wow. Exciting. )

...trufax.

( Spiders, Marc St. James, and omg food nuuuuu. )

Feverish, Matt/Near, 884 words, for jenwryn.

Give an Inch, Matt/girl!Mello, 320 words, for icequeenrex.

One by One, Ten/Jethro, 695 words, for eltea. (...yes, I ship the hell out of this pairing. You know what? FANGIRL. Comes with the territory. XD And, for the record, I wholeheartedly believe that Jethro is well over eighteen years old kthnx. XD)

All Right, Ten/Jethro, 1,185 words, for... ME. 8D

I am vry sry to everyone who gets spammed by my cross-posting. I am an attention whore opportunist. :|

...okay, so all of this was written last night and today, and I still don't feel like I'm writing enough. What the hell is that. XD

LET'S GO WRITE MOAR. >_>

And rightfully.

Inhumane, Near/Mikami, K+, 585 words. I don't know what it is about the two of them, but I love them together. I know. I'm creepy. I get paid by the hour. XD

Like a Lunatic, Remus/Sirius, K+ (probably pushing a T XD), 1,475 words, for missusjackson. :D It's funny, 'cause... if I'd gotten into slash before I was moving on from Harry Potter, there would be so much of this stuff. XD The two of them have always been my favorite characters by a significant distance, and I wrote a ton about them platonically, and... suffice to say I didn't know what I was missing. XD

Anyway.

I'm working on yours, my Jennikins, and Rex, yours just bit me. As did three other things. Shit. Off I go. XD

Dear F-List:

Why do you all decide to be sad when I leave for twenty-four hours? I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY, MY DARLINGS. ;_____; Please accept my retroactive ♥s and apply them appropriately.

Love, Tierfal ♥

( Junk food and Star Trek. )

I'll probably ficspam you poor dears later; I've got a crapload of stuff that needs to get posted. :| And then a crapload more to write. o_o;;