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16 January 2009 @ 02:14 am
HAHAHA wait what are we talking about?  
I have not replied to comments because... it would be crack. All of it. It would scar you for eternity. I will do that tomorrow, when I have recovered some semblance of vague sanity. SCOUT'S HONOR.

(And I was a Girl Scout, you know. Well, a Brownie. For two years. I learned how to tie a square knot and pined for pretty badges.)

Also it is frigging cold in this house right now and my hands are cold, ergo typos are less my fault than is usually the case.

Me: I'm cold.
My mom: Maybe we can actually turn on the heat.
Me: That'd be cool.
In unison: ...or warm.

I made mediocre icons today. I thought they were cool at the time, then looked back at them and was like WHAT THE CRAP IS THIS. O_o

Also eltea and I are the shit and you know it.

We have subsidiary conversations in parentheses all the time, if you're wondering. jenwryn has seen us in action and can testify. XD

Uh... Death Note spoilers what the hell. XD

tierfal (1:15:17 AM): Holy wtf?
tierfal (1:15:26 AM): There are DN C2s and things have appeared in them. XD
eltea (1:15:38 AM): XD?
tierfal (1:15:53 AM): Just didn't realize that DN things had been C2-alized by people. :P
eltea (1:16:00 AM): XD
tierfal (1:16:17 AM): Oh, THAT'S an inspiring title that shows me how much you enjoyed it. :P
tierfal (1:16:18 AM): EvErYtHiNg ThAt I hAd EvEr ReAd!
eltea (1:16:27 AM): XD!
tierfal (1:16:44 AM): Archive: 9233.
tierfal (1:16:48 AM): ....plz get a life, k?
eltea (1:17:00 AM): XD!
tierfal (1:17:44 AM): Uh...
tierfal (1:17:55 AM): Since when does "Any Way You Want It" fit into "Xovers, Apdotion, Nonhuman,Elemental fics ...."? :P
eltea (1:18:13 AM): XD…
tierfal (1:18:20 AM): Yes. XD
eltea (1:18:36 AM): Because Matsuda's reviving the eighties, so he must be a wizard? :P
tierfal (1:18:41 AM): Yes.
tierfal (1:18:44 AM): Yes, he must.
tierfal (1:18:47 AM): The sneaky bastard.
eltea (1:18:59 AM): Matsuda: *summons things from the dead*
eltea (1:19:03 AM): L: Hey, while you're at that…
eltea (1:19:15 AM): *chapter 59 is slightly different than the original version*
eltea (1:19:22 AM): Light: Not as planned! D:
tierfal (1:19:24 AM): XD!
tierfal (1:19:43 AM): Interesting.
tierfal (1:19:52 AM): DoRT is in 5 C2s, and TEIN is only in 3. :P
tierfal (1:19:56 AM): Damn, that fic was weirdly popular. XD
eltea (1:20:00 AM): :P
tierfal (1:20:09 AM): I mean, I liked it a lot, but nothing happened. :P
tierfal (1:20:13 AM): Seriously.

I then go on to summarize each of the seven chapters in six words or less. AND THEN. (No spoilarz in this part if you fear them.)

eltea (1:21:07 AM): (wtf, someone is either doing construction in the boys' bathroom or has been having the kinkiest sex known to man for the past forty-five minutes)
tierfal (1:21:12 AM): (O_____________O)
tierfal (1:21:21 AM): (....maybe you should go check. :P)
tierfal (1:21:31 AM): (Oh wait my brain read "sex" and assumed two guys; maybe you shouldn't.)
eltea (1:21:40 AM): (There's all this strange banging and thumping and buzzing and what sounds like sawing. XD)
tierfal (1:21:47 AM): (..."sawing", EHHHHH?)
tierfal (1:21:52 AM): (*waggles eyebrows*)
eltea (1:22:11 AM): (I think someone's in there with a hammer and nails and stuff. XD And haha. :P)
tierfal (1:22:33 AM): (HAMMER, EHHH? NAIL, EHHHHH?)
eltea (1:22:34 AM): (OH NO WAIT that isn't the boys' bathroom there's another dorm room in between. XD)
eltea (1:22:40 AM): (It's my neighbor with the yoyo. :P)
tierfal (1:22:44 AM): (I was actually thinking that and was confused.)
tierfal (1:22:49 AM): (And maybe he's taken up a new hobby.)
tierfal (1:22:57 AM): (Like therapeutic reconstruction.)
eltea (1:22:59 AM): (XD)
tierfal (1:23:01 AM): (At ungodly hours.)
eltea (1:23:21 AM): Yeah srsly, who uses a saw at one thirty in the morning? :P
tierfal (1:23:35 AM): ...idk rly. :P
tierfal (1:23:37 AM): Fucking retards. :P
eltea (1:23:37 AM): "I feel like sleeping in a log cabin today…"
tierfal (1:23:40 AM): HAHA. XD
tierfal (1:23:43 AM): *dies laughing*
tierfal (1:23:51 AM): I am... so... frigging screwy right now. :P
tierfal (1:24:00 AM): Tooooo much chocolate and juice after midnight lol. XD
eltea (1:24:03 AM): XD
eltea (1:24:52 AM): I think you should post hyper on LJ. XD
eltea (1:25:10 AM): 'Cause you never put up the revelations. :D
tierfal (1:25:11 AM): I was thinking I'd just copy this entire conversation, starting with me spazzing out about C2s. :P
eltea (1:25:19 AM): Do itttt! :D
tierfal (1:26:53 AM): >D
eltea (1:26:56 AM): I love reading your posts so much. XD
tierfal (1:27:09 AM): :D!
tierfal (1:27:17 AM): I am a crazy motherfucker. 8D
eltea (1:27:30 AM): That's why I love you. XD

...so that's pretty much... us in a nutshell.

Minor DN revisitation revelations (aka spoilers aka lots of pictures of stuff I noticed) begiiiiin... now.

ENDLESS. BISHIE. LEGS.

We have long since departed the Land of Plausibility... in favor of the Land of I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM PLZ.


...even without knowing that it's Book 7, you can tell he's living at the Task Force building, because his mother would NEVER let him leave the house wearing that abomination of a jacket.

...L would have warned him, but he was presumably too distracted by the Endless Bishie Legs. (This is the part where we all nod symathetically.)


Look really closely at this one. That is a vest he's wearing. Look at how it falls at his waist. It is the lovechild of Matt's vest and Mello's jacket.

...which is just a whole new WORLD of disturbing, really.

I hope you have the song from "Aladdin" stuck in your head right now.

No, I don't. I shouldn't have said that, because now you do. DAMN ME.

I also like his sneakers. They are pretty frigging sweet.

O HAI THE POINT OF THIS ENTIRE CRACKFEST ENTRY!

So I was noticing things about the way characters sort of shift as we get to know them. Again. À la Near Day and earlier thoughts (there or somewhere else; I forget) about how L starts out with eyebrows. And he sits cross-legged in the really early stuff. So, as usual, I noticed some crazy things, flipped out and... as usual, there was crazy fangirling followed by thieving of bad online scans followed by... cracky captioning. Please excuse my Shitty Handwriting of Doom. O_O


....originally it went a little something like this:

tierfal (2:09:37 AM): HOLY SHIT WTF.
tierfal (2:09:42 AM): NEAR HAS BARE FEET THE FIRST TIME YOU SEE HIM.
tierfal (2:11:13 AM): AND OMG LOOK
tierfal (2:11:16 AM): THE KID ON THE STAIRS
tierfal (2:11:18 AM): STRIPED SHIRT
tierfal (2:11:26 AM): Jesus, this is revelatory. :P
tierfal (2:11:34 AM): I MUST POST THIS TO MY LJ.
tierfal (2:11:38 AM): ...tomorrow...

And I came through. I. Am. Amazing.

I had other minor revelations as well, including:

tierfal (2:12:18 AM): wtf why is there a cross on top of Wammy's House. :P

(I checked, because I am fucking weird thorough, and it isn't there in the anime.) And:

tierfal (2:14:50 AM): Matsuda just called Soichiro "the personification of justice."

And:

tierfal (2:18:49 AM): (also Mello's pants totally drag on the ground when he's in Roger's office lol XD)

And:

tierfal (2:23:54 AM): OMGLOL!! XD
tierfal (2:24:00 AM): I hadn't realized that happened. :P
eltea (2:24:23 AM): ?
tierfal (2:24:23 AM): When Sayu walks in and blah, Soichiro just goes, "There's no way I'd let Sayu marry a cop," and Sachiko goes, "Yeah, no way in hell!" :P

And many Sayu/Matsuda shippers' inner flames were KINDLED.

Obviously not including mine stfu. And I did NOT write that pairing the other day. Don't look at me like that. *sulks in the corner*

I WILL LEAVE YOU WITH MORE INCREDIBLY PROFOUND CAPTIONING.


I can't draw hearts for shit.

I clearly did not write enough love letters as a child.

And Drug Abuse Resistance Education (D.A.R.E., YO) obviously did not work, as evidenced by the CRACK I just put you through. >D

It is now three in the morning, and I will think about sleeping. I will think deeply.

If any of this made any sense, you get a cookie.

But don't eat it; it's probably half pure sugar and half crack.

And half cookie.

And half GODZILLA.

 
 
Feeling: highhigh
On the Radio: do my own utterly mad giggle fits count? 8D
 
 
 
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Vitamin C: Mello - Pimptierfal on January 17th, 2009 01:42 am (UTC)
Hee hee heeeee. XD (Aren't they the greatest? XD Why stick to one conversation at once? 8D) I didn't notice it either until the other night!! :O I think part of it was that I was really zipping through the first time, following the tension of the story, and this time I slowed down and ogled the pictures better. XD

SIGN ME UP FOR READING CROSS-LEGGED L FIC. >D

Sayu... I think gets gypped. She can be so much fun if you let her run around more than they let her, you know? XD I mean, Light's little sister? She's got SO MUCH POTENTIAL! XD

And oooooh to countryside plot bunnies indeed!! ^^

...in my experience... yes. :P Very. XD

YOU CAN HAZ!! 8D *unwraps foil, which reads "Do not eat this at risk of completely losing your mind," and offers* XD
I MUST: near devioussabriel75 on January 16th, 2009 12:12 pm (UTC)
Crack's contagious... oh yes! Yes, it is...

And all of this makes sense to me too. Plus, you reminded me of some key elements that have shown up in a great deal of fics that gained a whole new appreciation after reading your tangents. Sweet :)

Which reminds me? Cookie?
Vitamin C: Mello - Reasonabletierfal on January 17th, 2009 01:44 am (UTC)
It is terribly! XD

It's just crazy how much you notice when you can look at the details -- and when you know where things end and can trace the way they started. ^^

You can have your cookie and eat it, too! XD ...after you sign this waiver. :P
goddess of this and thathappy_mystic on January 16th, 2009 02:30 pm (UTC)
This actually did make ense, which shows how crazy I am.

Also, from what you've said, collage looks like fuuuunnn...
Vitamin C: L - Bluetierfal on January 17th, 2009 01:51 am (UTC)
Crazy can be good...? 8D

College is... eugh. XD Well, my experience with it has been very mediocre, but I think that's mostly because eltea and I don't got to the same school, I don't like making new friends, parties are not my thing, and I hate school to start with. XD

Though the not-having-my-mother-breathing-down-my-neck-when-I'm-there bit is definitely a plus! XD
goddess of this and thathappy_mystic on January 16th, 2009 02:32 pm (UTC)
cold
Plus, it's -7 where I am right now. My puppy won't even go out the driveway. Beat THAT.
Vitamin Ctierfal on January 17th, 2009 01:55 am (UTC)
Re: cold
It was probably 55 or 60 in my house last night, but I was right next to the window, and I'm ALWAYS cold. XD

Except when it gets to be 115 in the summer around here; then I'm a bit warm. ;)
CHAMYL!: Mello x Nearchamyl on January 16th, 2009 08:12 pm (UTC)
LMAO 3am posts are the best aren't them? XD

Aaaanyway WTF, I had never noticed Near has bare feet there! (Though I had seen the striped kid, huhu) Further proof that he curls his toes when he- WHAT? I wasn't about to say anything ^___^

Vitamin C: Neartierfal on January 17th, 2009 01:56 am (UTC)
They are!! XD

I never noticed it, either! XD It's crazy what you see the second time around, yikes. XD

lol, I'll bet he does!! >3
Charlottekoneko_zero on January 16th, 2009 09:26 pm (UTC)
O.O

You, my dear, are awesome and fantabulous. ♥

You will not believe me, but it all made perfect sense, and has all had me alternately in fits of hysterical laughter and sitting here going, "OMG I TOTALLY DIDN'T NOTICE THAT WTF HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT???"

And then... The awesome convos and the captions and the ENDLESS BISHIE LEGS... This post just made my week. For serious. ILU! ♥

3am posts FTW. Every. Freakin'. Time.

♥ (Can you tell I'm psycho-happy you taught me how to make those? =D)
Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on January 17th, 2009 02:01 am (UTC)
lol, y thnx!! 8D

It's weird how my brain works; it's completely serious about the actual-interesting-comment parts, and then it goes wildly off in another direction explaining them. Like Near's legs working. I find it really fascinating to look at which scenes he's standing in, but my comment about it is sarcastic, of course! XD

Frigging bishie legs. I think that's why Kira almost wins; he distracts all and sundry with the endless bishie legs... Near is somehow immune, ergo he wins. XD

ilu too, my dear! 8D And not just because you can translate my madness, of course. ♥

My propensity to make 3AM posts is slightly frightening. XD

(It is reasonable, for they are the GREATEST! 8D)
Charlottekoneko_zero on January 17th, 2009 07:13 am (UTC)
Weird thought processes make for a more interesting life. =] Also, sarcasm should always be welcomed by ALL. Even 5 year olds. It is a brilliant tool that can get you through anything. Seriously. I have tested this theory.

*cheers for Near*

Awww! *huggles like a loon* You're adorable, y'know? ♥

I always end up posting during the night. I can't help it... Usually, it ends up being sometime around 3. *sigh* I miss regular sleep...

('Tis true. =D)
Rex: DN - matt + stfuicequeenrex on January 17th, 2009 02:04 am (UTC)
Hey, I was a Brownie too for a while!

Lol, Revelatory Finds of the Death Note Kind XD

Er...I rhymed? The universe indeed does have straaange humour.

I'll admit I'm a total SayuxMatsuda shipper XD And I MAY just get clobbered for this but I do like Sayu and Mello because she's cool...Sayu needs way more panel time. And High Five to the inability to drawing hearts. Mine end up looking like flies (???) Apparently I can draw insects better than shapes. Fo gigure. XD

When I first saw Light's snowy white jacket I immediately thought "Hm, did he get his fashion tips from Mello and Matt and possibly Near before they decided to work together on this??" And then BAM lovechild of Mello's vest and Matt's jacket!

Haha you are amahhhzing!
Vitamin C: Matt - Bangtierfal on January 17th, 2009 02:08 am (UTC)
It's quite an experience, isn't it? 8D

Indeed! XD

Haha, they're the cutest ever, imho. :P Which is not to say I don't ship them with other people, too, because... I am insane. :P I think Sayu and Mello could be done really well, but I've never read the pairing for fear that... it wouldn't be. XD (/cynic XD)

Hearts are hard to draw...! XD Flies I can do, yes. :P

Hahaha, eltea had the same thought! XD

So are youuuu!! ^^
Niknialyjoy on January 17th, 2009 04:55 am (UTC)
OH MY CRACK XD That was awesome and totally made sense. Really. I might've had the same cookies as you Idk.

I was gonna say how Light's first jacket sort of look like Matt's, except not as cool, and his second one looks like Mello's, except not as fire-proof. AND THEN YOU STOLE IT FROM MY BRAIN. AND THE FIRST TIME I READ IT I THOUGHT IT SAID *Light* WAS THEIR LOVE-CHILD AND I LOL'ED.

Sayu/Matsuda? Yeessss plz 8D

Vitamin Ctierfal on January 17th, 2009 07:24 am (UTC)
The cookies are invading. 8D ...we must take every effort to aid them in usurping the government of every major country in the world.

eltea did the same thing! XD DN fans think alike, it appears. >D

And oh my... though Light and Matt COULD be distantly related imho. Who said that. XD

I AGREE. 8D
richelle2972richelle2972 on January 19th, 2009 08:18 pm (UTC)
Hahahahahaha Tierfal, you are amazing. : )
Vitamin C: Misatierfal on January 19th, 2009 08:48 pm (UTC)
Yaaaaaaay!! *dances* XD