I don't want to sit here and add a paragraph break every time I need one in today's 3,500-word "Caveat Emptor" chapter. (I tend to copy them from the FF.net pages, which preserves the spacing, and then I just add in italics and other HTML commands.) I don't want to do it to the other fic I'm going to post today either, though it is admittedly rather shorter. I'll give it an hour or two, and then I'll power through. Because I am just that awesome. XD
You *CAN* haz a dirty-minded drabble written for chamyl this morning. (Are there any other kinds of drabbles written for chamyl? 8D ♥)
I'm tiiiiii-reeeeed and haven't done any of tomorrow's homework. (Okay, that's not true; I did one class's reading over the weekend. I haven't done any today, I should say) ...death.
Instead of that homework, I juggled two smut scenes and that drabble. Two out of three actually got done, better believe it. Matt, why are you so horny? It's because everyone wants to sleep with you, isn't it? It's because I want to sleep with you, ISN'T IT??
Incidentally, I haven't updated "Chocolate Always Loves You Back" in... ever. Maybe tomorrow I'll try to write Chapter Two.
Plzzzzz go over to duck_diaries and discover the utter awesomeness of eltea's Menagerie characters. (Subscribing wouldn't hurt either; SHAZAM. No, really, check out what's there if you're a loony and don't believe me. I don't understand why people treat eltea as some sort of half-me, half-my-younger-sister character who pops up randomly in virtually all my LJ entries. Girl is scary-fucking-smart and scary-fucking-talented. Also, hot; also, keeps me alive and quasi-sane.) Sorry; you can't have Toni. The split-second he's legal, I'm marrying him.
Now... GO. Leave thoughtful comments. Do it because you're a decent human being. ♥
I will throw you an entry with proper links later. Peace, loves.