1. People in my fics who are in love act like it.
2. Suicide, self-harm, smoking – I've written 'em all. Do I condone them? Absolutely not. Do I find them fascinating to write about? Evidently, yes. If you need someone, for any reason, even if you just want somebody to talk to, don't hesitate to message me. I'm pretty much… uh… always… here…
3. If you say that something in one of my stories is bad, cliché, stupid, or what have you, please (a) give a reason, and (b) leave a contact, so that I can ask you for specifics. You might very well have a perfectly valid point, but I can't improve unless you explain what you're saying. Make sense? :D
4. There is no spoon.
5. Flamers are stupid. Do you honestly have nothing better to do with your time? XD Make some friends! Get some fresh air! Take up knitting! ANYTHING!
6. I'm American, and dreadfully so, so if anything doesn't make sense or proves offensive, please accept my sincerest, profoundest, and most profuse apologies. Oh, language, you fickle creature.
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8. Mello has also single-handedly turned me into something of an omnishipper – though there are still a couple ships I won't head to the docks for. :P
9. I've turned off anonymous reviews. I finally got tired of not being able to defend my choices, correct errors, explain things, and thank people – and for heaven's sake, accounts are free! XD
10. Please don't tell me you hate a character. I don't give a shit. If I hated whoever it was, I wouldn't be writing about him or her, and I really just don't want to hear about your issues with a completely fictional personage. Kthnx. :D
1. "Betelgeuse," podfic'd. Poorly. By me. Oh, God.
2. The Killing Lights – READ THIS FIC, GOD DAMN IT!
3. Slinkers on deviantART. Because she's awesome.
4. "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven is the song that the fic "Struck" goes to. "Any Way You Want It" by Journey is the song that the fic "Any Way You Want It" goes to. Makes sense.
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2. Curious-Is-Alice did an adorable "Pure Chance" Near for me because I am a kiriban thief.
3. Lazy-Jay pitched in a really wonderful, atmospheric girl!Mello from "Give an Inch," because she is fantastic. :3
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6. Likewise,