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15 April 2009 @ 10:50 pm
HERE'S ME, POSTING AGAIN  
I just wanted to tell you... that chocolate is like crack, only legal.

Maannnnn, eltea and I perved on so much Merlin shit today. It was fucking AWESOMESAUCE. 8D

Ooh, chocolate sauce. :D

Ooh, Mello comes with. >D

Mello: Have I told you today that I want to shoot you in the kneecap?

There's a phrase I've seen circulating in the Larger Writing World:

"When the plot drags, shoot someone."

Apparently, my version is, "When the plot drags, drop your characters into a drag race...

...AND SEE IF THEY SURVIVE!!"

Then I finally got to that UST I'd been hyping, so that's nice. Took physical pen-and-paper to get it flowing right. (jenwryn's got my back on this one, y/y? 8D)

Then I made the mistake of typing it up and whatnot. Taking "and whatnot" to mean "checking my page count."

tierfal (9:20:12 PM): Ummm, question. :P
tierfal (9:20:21 PM): Why is ALL the shit going down in Flagstaff?
tierfal (9:20:28 PM): WHAT IS IT ABOUT FLAGSTAFF THAT MAKES SHIT GO DOWN?
eltea (9:20:42 PM): Um, I don't know. XD
tierfal (9:20:43 PM): Flagstaff must be magical. :P
eltea (9:20:59 PM): XD

TEN MINUTES LATER
(In case you are illiterate in numbers. I know I am. No shame. No shame.)

tierfal (9:31:11 PM): Oh shit. :P
tierfal (9:31:14 PM): I'm on page 68. XD
eltea (9:31:29 PM): XD!
tierfal (9:31:25 PM): Okay, only barely. :P
tierfal (9:31:30 PM): BUT THEY'RE IN FUCKING FLAGSTAAAAAFF. XD
eltea (9:31:45 PM): :P
tierfal (9:31:58 PM): Fucking script going out of fucking control. :P
eltea (9:32:14 PM): XD
tierfal (9:34:14 PM): Int. Theo's Car - Somewhere in Texas - Morning

NICK
Wow, we're driving hella fast.

THEO
...yeah...

Int. Theo's Car - Somewhere in Louisiana - 2 PM

NICK
(glancing behind)
Are those... shock waves?

THEO
...I don't even have my foot on the pedal...

Int. Theo's Car - Florida - 2:05 PM

NICK
O hai, we're here!

THEO
........

And yes, there is a row of Coconut-Creme Kisses' and Raspberry Hugs' wrappers on my desk.


Don't judge.

DON'T, MAN.

We will not speak of the last quarter of the Hershey's-with-Almonds bar, the large handful of jellybeans, or the other Coconut-Creme kisses.

In other news, MY TORRID LOVE AFFAIR WITH THE CAPS LOCK KEY CONTINUES, and I think I may have finally come unhinged. 8D

Which is such a strange mental image, if you think about it -- like, what hinge are we talking about? Where is it located, and why do I care if I don't have it? XD

Plan for tomorrow: more sleep, less chocolate.

Odds of occurrence: .1/infinity

(Told you I was illiterate in numbers! 8D)

(At least I'm not trying to divide by zero yet. IT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE.)

 
 
Feeling: hyperhyper
On the Radio: "This Is How It Goes" - Missy Higgins
 
 
 
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Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on April 18th, 2009 05:53 am (UTC)
Bahaha. I definitely am. 8D

\o/

*mostly just dances around in agreement* 8D
I MUST: Emily the Strangesabriel75 on April 16th, 2009 11:37 am (UTC)
Oh that's my MO of choice too.

When all else fails... use pen and paper.

You really didn't think I was going to agree with the shoot someone, did you? That's a nice idea but wholly unplausible as it's breaking the law and prison sounds fantastically uncomfortable and scary!

Hehe... yay for candy, Merlin overload and UST :)
Vitamin C: Improving Lifetierfal on April 18th, 2009 06:04 am (UTC)
Hahahaha. XD I definitely killed a major character at the beginning of a sequel once, to pitch the plot into motion, but it wasn't a shooting. XD

Shooting someone in REAL life for inspiration, however.... 8D

Ohh, yay indeed. ^______^
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Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on April 18th, 2009 06:11 am (UTC)
Picking fights is usually how I jumpstart fanfics. Because they tend to end either in physical altercations, sex, or pouting. Or a combination of the three. XD

I dieted once. My self-discipline... does not seem to exist. >_>

I'm going to be making it available, either by emailing the PDF or uploading it to MediaFire. :D ...provided that I finish. XD
Miz J: laser pointermissusjackson on April 16th, 2009 05:22 pm (UTC)
Awww. Nick and Theo.

*squees*

At least they didn't take a wrong turn in Santa Fe and end up halfway to Chihuahua (the city, not the dog) like Boy and I did once.

"Drive south until you see cactus. If you hit a man in a sombrero, you've gone too far."

But I like that they're moving so fast they break the sound barrier. >D

MMMMmmm. Chocolate. *___*

Muhahaha!
Vitamin C: Improving Lifetierfal on April 18th, 2009 06:14 am (UTC)
Santa Fe...!! *shakes fist*

Oh, snap. I navigate like Nick, which is not at all. XD

Mandatory. They must get to Florida by page eighty so that there can be angst and agony and madness when they get there. XD

8DDDD
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Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on April 18th, 2009 06:16 am (UTC)
Unhinged seems to be permanent around here. XD

*hands you a loaded gun*

*runs fast*

They are SO not het. They just don't know it yet. >DDDDD
marissaabitofadork7 on April 16th, 2009 07:38 pm (UTC)
You're crazy, in case you weren't sure. But in a good way. XD

Don't divide by 0 though- that's only asking for more trouble than you can deal with. No lie.

That really wouldn't be good for your mental health (or lack thereof), since you are indeed becoming unhinged, thanks to that capslock affair.

But, as always, Script Frenzy is ftw. Theo is like...amazing. And Nick? I think he's amzing too.

They are the new Ultimate Comedy Duo. If it were made into a movie, I'd totally go watch. (YES, I THINK YOUR SCRIPT IS THAT AMZING.)
Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on April 18th, 2009 06:17 am (UTC)
Haha, I'm glad! 8D

lol, I know. I KNOW. :P I'm not Chuck Norris, ergo it cannot be done. XD

*strokes caps lock's lustrous hair*

I'm glad you like them! :D They... are entertaining me a great deal. XD

And oh, thank you, darling! ^^ In my wildest dreams, you will get to do just that. :D
marissaabitofadork7 on April 18th, 2009 02:53 pm (UTC)
Life would be boring without being crazy once in a while. XD

No. That's a Chuck Norris thing only. It would be really cool to be him, wouldn't it?

*gives stern glare*

If they weren't, something would be wrong with you. XD

That'd such an amazing movie...
richelle2972richelle2972 on April 16th, 2009 08:07 pm (UTC)
Hahaha Oh Tierfal, you're always there to brighten my day with your crazy posts. : )

"Maannnnn, eltea and I perved on so much Merlin shit today. It was fucking AWESOMESAUCE. 8D
Ooh, chocolate sauce. :D
Ooh, Mello comes with. >D"
YES PLZ FOR BOTH!

Hahaha the boys driving really fast is amazing. : )

"Don't judge."
You didn't see my trash can when I was going through some rough times and had an entire jar of Daim candy from Ikea. XP I have no right to judge.

"Which is such a strange mental image, if you think about it -- like, what hinge are we talking about? Where is it located, and why do I care if I don't have it? XD"
That is a very interesting mental image. Apparently the hinge is important for normal brain function...

"Plan for tomorrow: more sleep, less chocolate."
That will be my plan for tomorrow too, but for tonight, I need to stay up late to finish all my homework and need chocolate to get me hyper for rehearsal. I cannot be shy at rehearsal or I'm doomed. Doomed, I say! :P
Vitamin C: Improving Lifetierfal on April 18th, 2009 06:19 am (UTC)
I much prefer "brighten day" to "scare off forever"! 8D

>DDD

Ohhh, we all do it. XD Some of us just color-code and take pictures more than others... >_>

I wonder if you can go around unscrewing other people's hinges.

My plan failed miserably, but that's okay. XD
Emma Daiou: mello o rlyemmadaiou28 on April 17th, 2009 12:57 am (UTC)
...Well, that's one way to travel cross country in the space of one script page. XD

Pen and paper is love. I have done practically this entire giganimous action chapter that way, and I can almost guarantee that I would not have gotten so far on it if I was typing it.

Of course, if I'd typed it from the beginning, I might not have throbbing wrists from having to type up all of it at once.. XD

I judge you not for your chocolate addiction. I judge you for the fact that your wrappers are in a straight line and in alternating colors, and that there is an odd number so that the line begins and ends with the same color and has a distinct middle wrapper of the other color, because that makes my OCD side twitter with joy. X3
Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on April 18th, 2009 06:21 am (UTC)
In Real Script Time, they're not even out of New Mexico. I need something marble to headdesk on. XD

Sometimes my best stuff is typed; sometimes it's by hand. I am inconsistent at best. XD

Oh, God, I know how the wrists go, though. XD Why-Did-I-Write-All-This-Shit Syndrome, as it were. :P

...the arrangement is not a coincidence in the slightest, I assure you. 8D
crazyboutremmycrazyboutremmy on April 17th, 2009 02:22 am (UTC)
I COPULATE WITH THE CAPS LOCK KEY QUITE FREQUENTLY, SO WE CAN BE INSANE TOGETHER! :DDDD

I APPROVE OF YOUR PLOT. IT REMINDS ME OF HOW I WRITE MY OWN STORIES. THIS MAY OR MAY NOT BE A CAUSE OF ALARM FOR YOU.

But seriously, I can never imagine writing a novel/script, because (a) I do not have the patience and (b) I run out of plot. Very very fast. xD

YAY CHOCOLATE! OMG, we went to the Lindt shop in Sydney AND THERE WAS CHOCOLATE EVERYWHERE!!!!! *spazzes*
Vitamin C: Improving Lifetierfal on April 18th, 2009 06:32 am (UTC)
WE CAN LET OUR HALF-HUMAN, HALF-KEYBOARD BABIES PLAY TOGETHER IN THE PARK! 8D

I rather think congratulations are in order. 8D

Baha. I... just tend to stack events on top of each other, without a particular goal in mind, and then eventually come up with something. Ish. Sometimes. Or just wander around in my own prose until I give up. XD

OMG I LOVE CHOCOLATE STOOOORESSSSSS. 8DDDDDD
Rex: DN - matt + stfuicequeenrex on April 17th, 2009 12:02 pm (UTC)
Holy hell: two words that are for some reason in the same phrase...

I. Want. Chocolate. 8D

Perving on Merlin should be condoned by the world. XD

And oh my god to UST. Don't you just love the stuff?? XD

THE CAPSLOCK KEY IS THE MOST AMAZING KEY ON MY KEYBOARD. NEXT TO THE MULTITUDE OF KEYS THAT MAKE SMILEY FACES LIKE THIS: 8D BECAUSE WHAT WOULD THOSE SMILEY FACES BE WITHOUT THE CAPSLOCK. IT. IS. LIFE.
Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on April 18th, 2009 06:34 am (UTC)
I didn't even notice the oxymoron; I was preoccupied with the alliteration. Now I love it twice as much. >DDDD

*showers you in it*

*hands a Mello*

YES. It should. >3

Ahahahaha. You read TEIN. You know what I am capable of. :P FIFTY-FIVE THOUSAND WORDS WITHOUT ANY RELATIONSHIP RESOLUTION?? YOU CAN HAZ!! 8D

AGREEEEEEEEEED.

8D

>3
Rex: DN - L + mello + near + matt + Lighticequeenrex on April 18th, 2009 07:42 am (UTC)
Haha alliterations are awesome...and apparently addictive...XP

*dances in chocolate*

*grabs Mello and handcuffs him to my bed* >D

FIFTY-FIVE THOUSAND WORDS WITHOUT ANY RELATIONSHIP RESOLUTION?? YOU CAN HAZ!! 8D

I uhm...stopped at the FIFTY-FIVE THOUSAND WORDS and promptly flailed and fainted. XD
Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on April 19th, 2009 12:46 am (UTC)
Hahaha. XD I ardently approve. 8D

Matt: *pauses interestedly in the doorway*

Hahaha. XD TEIN was the longest fic I ever wrote, and I honestly attribute that to the fact that I had two pairings to develop. There was enough UST to carry me for pages upon pages. XD

Makes me wonder how I wrote such epic projects in the pre-fic days, however, when I didn't even really know what UST was. XD
Rex: OHSHC - wonderlandicequeenrex on April 19th, 2009 04:07 am (UTC)
Oh, hai thar Matt, come and join! >D

*shot*

It is a lot of words to write and I think it's awesome that you did all that in a month for NaNo ^^ UST makes you go until you've finally made them do something. In all aspects of the word.....*grins*

Psst, I only found out what it was like...last year...so I'd been writing it without knowing too...
Vitamin C: L - Bewilderedtierfal on April 19th, 2009 07:39 am (UTC)
WELL, all LJ friends are invited to join the Matt/Mello/chocolate orgy that jenwryn, eltea, and I are having on a tropical island, soooooo.... 8D

BAH, I would've died trying to write the whole thing during NaNo! XD I started it in August, and then wrote on and off and on and off and then wrote like the last four or five chapters at the start of November or... something... and then just wrote this, that, the other thing, and the kitchen sink the rest of the month. XD

I am NOT hardcore enough to write all of TEIN in one month. omg. The thought is frightening me. XD

Er.

It's very late and I'm very bizarre right now, 'fraid. XD

Hahaha, it must just be a natural human instinct to write UST. XD
Rex: DN - mello + matticequeenrex on April 20th, 2009 10:21 am (UTC)
Yay! LET'S GO!! 8D

Oh I see! Still though...that's a LOT to write. XD This year, if I can fit NaNo in, I'm while boarding, I'm sticking to fanfic because, uh, I can't do plot and fic is hard enough to keep plot going unless you have UST forcing you XD

Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on April 21st, 2009 12:55 am (UTC)
8DDDD

I found it significantly easier than trying to stick to a single novel plot. Possibly because my attention span is slightly shorter than that of the average gnat. XD Which is why I, uh, have a couple things I started during NaNo that STILL aren't finished... XD