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01 April 2009 @ 07:33 pm
This is a kink meme.

It is intended for extremely immature audiences only.

ANON IS ON. Be shameless.

Instructions (for the Kink Meme Virgins (lol that amuses me)):

1. Comment requesting something you want to read but wouldn't admit to wanting to read in polite company. It will make my freaky organizational habits happy if you request in the form of Fandom - Pairing - Kink or something close to it. And it'll make it easier for everyone. :D And we won't have to worry about that Bleach/Death Note "Kira" Issue, oh snap.

2. Complete someone else's sick fantasy request if you can!

3. Glee (anonymously as you like, though it's courteous to specify "OP" for Original Poster or "Requester") when someone satisfies your horrifying request.


Rules and Crap Like That:

1. All fandoms welcome! ...provided that at least one other person on my flist knows it and can write it. XD

2. This means I don't have to know it, btw.

3. Requests can be completed multiple times if you're inspired, too, even though someone's been there and kinked that. MORE KINK IS NEVER A BAD THING.

4. "Kink" is a pretty loose term; you can take it to mean a fandom cliché or pretty much anything. If you have eight years and want a detailed list of kinks, creepinesses, and clichés in fandom, head over here. :D Also there's a smexy Elijah Wood icon plz.

5. Fulfilling requests can be a matter of a few sentences or a few pages. Just write what you feel inspired to; no pressure! ...unless "pressure" is the kink. Oh-ho.

6. In that vein, can be SUPER-PORN-WITHOUT-PLOT, can be SUPER-FLUFF, can be SUPER-ANGST -- if you want a certain genre, please specify in the request; if not, take what you get and glee accordingly. :D

7. THREESOMES ARE VERY WELCOME. (Or more than three, if you're hoping somebody's feeling really twisted creative.)


9. You are welcome to link other people to this and invite them to join in -- the more the kinkier!

Now go. >D

(Anonymous) on April 28th, 2009 06:16 am (UTC)
Merlin - Arthur/Merlin - Morgana and Gwen (who could also be shipped if you want; entirely up to writer) notice that Merlin is pining and decide to help him win Arthur’s affections. =O
Vitamin C: Arthurtierfal on April 29th, 2009 03:17 am (UTC)

(Anonymous) on April 29th, 2009 03:32 am (UTC)
You own OP’s soul. 8D

Seriously, I almost died laughing when I read what they do to him. And I love the idea of the girls being stronger than him; it’s hilarious and hilariously plausible. XD They’re amazingly devious, and Merlin is adorably hapless, and Arthur is the perfect mix of prince and human. It’s lovely, thank you so much. <3333
Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on April 29th, 2009 03:34 am (UTC)
(Anonymous) on April 29th, 2009 04:12 am (UTC)
Not-OP is in heaven. ^.^
Vitamin C: Merlintierfal on April 29th, 2009 06:22 am (UTC)
Shameless Tierfal is glad to hear it! 8D
(Anonymous) on April 28th, 2009 06:02 pm (UTC)
Death Note - Any pairing - Accidental phone sex
(Anonymous) on April 29th, 2009 02:28 pm (UTC)
Anon-who-probably-won't-stay-anon has a paragraph written towards this, but now she must sleep. Just saying. Y'know. :P
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(Anonymous) on May 8th, 2009 05:41 am (UTC)
That is awesome and OP loves it! :D The way that the reader only realizes it as Mello does is hilarious; thank you so much!! (And sorry for the late comment!)
(Anonymous) on April 29th, 2009 04:22 am (UTC)
DN - Mello/Light - hate!sex
Vitamin C: Light - Wettierfal on April 30th, 2009 05:57 am (UTC)
...define "anon."

The fucker's got a gun.
(Anonymous) on April 30th, 2009 11:43 pm (UTC)
Ooooh, OP is definitely pleased. ^.^ Thank you very much!
Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on May 1st, 2009 03:44 am (UTC)
Glad to be of fanservice! 8D
(Anonymous) on April 29th, 2009 02:31 pm (UTC)
Death Note - Matt/Near - games grown-ups play. >D
(Anonymous) on April 30th, 2009 02:12 am (UTC)
Short. May need a sequel.
"Come on," Matt persisted, making a face at the puzzle. "Don't you want to play a grown-ups' game for once?"

Near blinked big gray eyes at him with utmost innocence. "What do you suggest?" he asked.

Matt slammed a game box down on top of the scattered puzzle pieces. "Pictionary," he announced.

Near frowned. "Don't you need two teams to play Pictionary?" he inquired.

"We can just trade off drawing and guessing," Matt explained, gathering up a pencil and a notepad, "and see how many we can get through."

"All right," Near conceded warily, handing Matt a card and flipping the little timer.

Matt scribbled, and Near watched, and every grain of sand slid through the bottleneck to the bottom half of the miniature hourglass.

"I sincerely doubt that 'Near naked' was the prompt on the card," Near remarked, attempting not to flush furiously while also attempting not to notice that Matt's artistic abilities were actually fairly impressive.

"Oh," Matt commented airily, "was it not? Freudian slip."

Near looked at him.

Matt winked.
(Anonymous) on May 2nd, 2009 02:43 am (UTC)
Re: Short. May need a sequel.
Original requesting person approves wholeheartedly and would not object to a sequel in the least. ♥

Matt is so much love. As is Near, of course. *grins*
goddess of this and that: geniehappy_mystic on April 30th, 2009 01:40 am (UTC)
MattXB-unknown-identity online sex. ^U^
(Anonymous) on May 1st, 2009 05:01 am (UTC)
I'm not entirely sure what that means... Could you clarify exactly what you're looking for? :)
(Anonymous) on May 1st, 2009 05:04 am (UTC)
Merlin - Arthur/Merlin - semi-public naughtiness.

Extra points for the forest or the stables.

Extra extra points if someone walks in on them.
(Anonymous) on May 1st, 2009 05:08 am (UTC)
Harry Potter - Remus/Sirius - Locomotor Mortis or Petrificus Totalus.