This is a crack RP.
Write anything you want.
ANYTHING.
The one rule is to remember what my eleventh grade drama teacher told us: always say "yes." Like improvs, RPs die if you deny people -- if Harry Potter wants to go to WalMart to buy a gun, because this is how we will slay that bastard Voldemort once and for all, you are not allowed to start your next post with "Suddenly, Harry realized there was no WalMart in Britain and decided instead to go home and sleep."
You are allowed to start it with "Suddenly, Harry realized there was no WalMart in Britain -- which was okay, because the Doctor had just shown up with the TARDIS, meaning they could go to WalMart in America.
IN THE YEAR 2087."
You are also allowed to start it with "Suddenly, en route to WalMart, Harry got distracted by the bitchin' song on the radio ('Lollipop (Candyman)' by Aqua, of course), and his '92 Chevy pickup T-boned a classy muscle car.
The next thing he knew, a really, really hot blond was shoving a gun in his face."
You are also also allowed to use any of these as the beginning, if you so desire, though please specify which.
You are also also also allowed to respond to posts that have already been responded to, in order to take them in another direction and begin a Choose-Your-Own Adventure.
You are also also also allowed/encouraged to start new entry-replies if the comments are getting skinny. Please warn whoever you responded to with a skinny comment and move right along. :)
LET THE CRACK FLOURISH AND DESTROY THE UNIVERSE. DO NOT BE DETERRED BY ANYTHING.
Write anything you want.
ANYTHING.
The one rule is to remember what my eleventh grade drama teacher told us: always say "yes." Like improvs, RPs die if you deny people -- if Harry Potter wants to go to WalMart to buy a gun, because this is how we will slay that bastard Voldemort once and for all, you are not allowed to start your next post with "Suddenly, Harry realized there was no WalMart in Britain and decided instead to go home and sleep."
You are allowed to start it with "Suddenly, Harry realized there was no WalMart in Britain -- which was okay, because the Doctor had just shown up with the TARDIS, meaning they could go to WalMart in America.
IN THE YEAR 2087."
You are also allowed to start it with "Suddenly, en route to WalMart, Harry got distracted by the bitchin' song on the radio ('Lollipop (Candyman)' by Aqua, of course), and his '92 Chevy pickup T-boned a classy muscle car.
The next thing he knew, a really, really hot blond was shoving a gun in his face."
You are also also allowed to use any of these as the beginning, if you so desire, though please specify which.
You are also also also allowed to respond to posts that have already been responded to, in order to take them in another direction and begin a Choose-Your-Own Adventure.
You are also also also allowed/encouraged to start new entry-replies if the comments are getting skinny. Please warn whoever you responded to with a skinny comment and move right along. :)
LET THE CRACK FLOURISH AND DESTROY THE UNIVERSE. DO NOT BE DETERRED BY ANYTHING.
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