Vitamin C (tierfal) wrote,
Vitamin C
tierfal

The Best Kind of Chaos

I meant for this to get posted yesterday, but the sketchy stolen half-assed neighbors' wireless failed me yet again. :|

This is the solitary disadvantage of being home, and the price I pay for free food and whatnot. XD

OMG.

sabriel75 is made of ♥. I seriously said "Aww!" aloud in an empty room. ♥!! x3

jenwryn is ALSO MADE OF ♥.

omg. omg. omg, bb. I SQUEALED SO MUCH.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ *dies* *____*

She sent me a copy of the Dizzy Melon doujinshi "Limelight," and you should be jealous. ♥

...also, for the lulz -- I was concerned I'd have to take a three-month Peep hiatus, but the craziest thing happened. :P Yesterday I explained the idea to my mom and showed her some of the... less-profane/-sketch Peep Arts, and she thought they were incredibly impressive for reasons I still haven't figured out. XD So I'll totally be able to keep going. XD

...also also, my sister was momentarily confused about the past tense of "seek" -- and I was like, "It's 'sought,' S-O-U-G-H-T, like 'thought.'"

And then I got to thinking about how utterly retarded the past tense is in English. XD

It's not just the big verbs, like "to be," which are total nonsense -- seek goes to sought, but peek is peeked, and admittedly wreak is wrought, but leak is leaked, so that doesn't help in the slightest. Think, thought; but then drink is drank, but then drunk in the pluperfect, whereas sink goes straight to sunk, and what the HELL is wrong with this picture. XD

Or, better question, what is not wrong with it? XD

And now... our feature presentation, in which no offense to anyone involved is really intended, though asses were laughed off at their expense. Neither Mr. Pattison nor his hair was harmed in the making of this entry. (The hair, we have reason to believe, is a separate entity and will be receiving its own apology accordingly.)

Okay, so... I have a huge weakness for those Yahoo! OMG! slideshows of celebrities' outfits -- the good ones as well as the bad ones.

I think it's human nature to enjoy hating on/bashing/laughing hysterically at celebrities, though: they're famous, glamorous, rich, and still capable of screwing WAAAYYY the hell up, and I think that we, who are not even blips on fame's radar, enjoy feeling superior to them in little ways.

If you want the whole slideshow of stuff at the Cannes Film Festival, it's here, and it includes lots of people who look perfectly fine, but if you just want me and eltea making extremely snarky commentary on the worst of the highlights, you have only to keep reading. :P

I owe this in large part to chamyl for making that hysterical post about the turnout at the Oscars. :3

1. RPattzilla?

tierfal (1:38:19 AM): You know what's sad?
tierfal (1:38:26 AM): Robert Pattison can never wear his hair normally. Ever. :P
tierfal (1:38:29 AM): Girls would cry. XD
eltea (1:38:42 AM): XD
tierfal (1:38:34 AM): It's been made into his trademark. XD
eltea (1:38:52 AM): :P
tierfal (1:39:20 AM): SRS.


tierfal (1:39:26 AM): What the fuck IS THAT THING ON HIS HEAD? 8D
eltea (1:39:45 AM): Hahahaha. XD
eltea (1:39:53 AM): How does he even get it to do that?! XD
tierfal (1:39:49 AM): I don't know! XD
eltea (1:40:05 AM): XDD
tierfal (1:43:15 AM): OMGLOL


tierfal (1:43:17 AM): WHAT
tierfal (1:43:18 AM): XD
tierfal (1:43:20 AM): IT'S ALIIIIIIVE
eltea (1:43:45 AM): :P!
eltea (1:43:56 AM): If I ever made a movie about Greek myths, I would cast him as Medusa. XD
eltea (1:44:01 AM): He'd need makeup, but not a wig. XD
eltea (1:44:14 AM): It's like… going to take over Tokyo. XD
eltea (1:46:16 AM): He looks like he put gel in it, then stuck his head in a wind tunnel with his finger in an electrical socket. :P

2. Oooh, pretty!

tierfal (1:46:18 AM): Also this guy's hair is way better.


tierfal (1:46:25 AM): Even though I have no idea who he is. :P

Wut. It's not my fault "Taylor Kitsch" isn't famous enough for me to have heard of him -- if that IS his real name. *suspicion*

...long hair fetish? ME? >_______>

3. You've got to watch out for Phoebe Price: she confuses "avant garde" with "oh dear God." Mortification ensues.

tierfal (1:48:24 AM): omg.


tierfal (1:48:34 AM): The people who do "What Were They Thinking?!" are going to DESTROY her tomorrow. :P
eltea (1:48:55 AM): :P!
tierfal (1:48:51 AM): XD
tierfal (1:48:54 AM): WHAT IS ON HER HEAD LOL. XD
eltea (1:49:08 AM): She looks really scary. XD
tierfal (1:49:00 AM): It looks like a spider-raven. :P
tierfal (1:49:03 AM): Like serious. XD
tierfal (1:49:07 AM): A genetic cross. XD
tierfal (1:49:12 AM): Which should NEVER HAVE BEEN ATTEMPTED.
tierfal (1:49:17 AM): SCIENCE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEE? XD
eltea (1:49:27 AM): She looks like the villain out of a sci-fi/fantasy B-movie. XD
tierfal (1:49:20 AM): YES. XD
tierfal (1:49:30 AM): omg I didn't even notice the overstated shoulders before. XD
tierfal (1:49:32 AM): /dies laughing XD
tierfal (1:49:36 AM): Honestly. :P
eltea (1:49:46 AM): Haha. XD
tierfal (1:49:43 AM): This woman MUST have looked herself in the mirror before she left. XD

...right? O___o

4. The competition heats up.

tierfal (1:50:50 AM): Oh shit.
tierfal (1:50:51 AM): Rob.
tierfal (1:50:54 AM): Has competition.


eltea (1:51:17 AM): /already giggling in anticipation as the page loads XD
eltea (1:51:28 AM): HAHAHAHA XD
tierfal (1:51:33 AM): XD

His name is "Ben Winshaw." Track him down and introduce him to the magic of the hairbrush.

5. Plz not to be offended? o_o;

...lol tierfal and eltea; what is this "politically correct" of which you speak?


tierfal (1:52:02 AM): Apparently Lenny Kravitz is a black Christian Jew. :P
eltea (1:52:28 AM): How can you be a Christian Jew? XD
tierfal (1:52:25 AM): Easy.
tierfal (1:52:33 AM): You wear a cross and a Star of David at the SAME TIME. 8D
tierfal (1:52:37 AM): It's magical conversion. :P
eltea (1:52:50 AM): :P
tierfal (1:52:44 AM): And you half-believe in Jesus's divinity. :P
eltea (1:52:53 AM): Like, seriously. :P
tierfal (1:52:52 AM): You're sorta Meh on the whole thing, but find it plausible. :P
eltea (1:53:07 AM): XD
eltea (1:54:54 AM): I dunno, I'm all for crazy crossovers, but I think he's going to offend some people by treating the symbols of their religion like cool jewelry to wear, because there's no way he can actually be both. XD I mean, unless he comes from a mixed family like me and is wearing them secularly? O.o
tierfal (1:54:59 AM): Yeah, I was thinking maybe it was a peace statement.
tierfal (1:55:04 AM): Like the Coexist thing.
eltea (1:55:16 AM): Or yeah I was just going to say that. XD
tierfal (1:55:11 AM): But... yeah, other than that... sketch. XD
eltea (1:55:26 AM): But then he should have the Muslim-star-thing too. :P
tierfal (1:55:20 AM): Yeah. :P
tierfal (1:55:24 AM): The crescent star bit.
tierfal (1:55:29 AM): And a sickle and hammer I mean oh wait. XD
tierfal (1:55:31 AM): /retard :P
eltea (1:55:41 AM): XD
tierfal (1:55:36 AM): No, that was a joke, just a really bad one. :P
eltea (1:55:49 AM): I was going to say a pentacle, so… XD
tierfal (1:55:44 AM): I don't actually think Communism is HAHAHA. XD
tierfal (1:55:47 AM): omg marry me. XD
eltea (1:56:00 AM): :D!
eltea (1:56:04 AM): YES DARLING 8D
tierfal (1:55:56 AM): 8DDDD

6. ...Phoebe Price. Oh, Phoebe Price. Where would we get such a good laugh without you? XD


tierfal (1:56:22 AM): Same girl as the head-eaten one. :P
eltea (1:56:40 AM): :P!
tierfal (1:56:31 AM): She is now being devoured by a vine. :P
eltea (1:56:50 AM): *waits excitedly for loading*
eltea (1:56:56 AM): HAHAHAHA XD
tierfal (1:56:48 AM): The sad thing is that the dress itself would look fine without that abomination on it. XD
eltea (1:57:14 AM): Though not with bright red hair. XD
tierfal (1:57:11 AM): True. :P
eltea (1:57:27 AM): Well, maybe, if you were going for the bright-colors look. :P
tierfal (1:57:17 AM): It clashes with the damn CARPET, let alone the dress. :P
eltea (1:57:30 AM): XD
eltea (1:57:45 AM): Also, the dip at the waist does make it look a bit like a leotard. XD
tierfal (1:57:58 AM): PFF XD

7. ...I'm still trying to figure this next one out. Eugenia Silva is apparently the culprit's alias.


tierfal (1:59:11 AM): I feel like I'm in an Escher painting. :P
tierfal (1:59:20 AM): I'm still trying to figure out whether that's in a good or bad way. XD
eltea (1:59:34 AM): This is so fun. XD
eltea (1:59:37 AM): 8D
tierfal (1:59:27 AM): But I think I should get employed to bash celebrities, yes. :P
eltea (2:00:22 AM): Haha, you're right, that does look like an Escher painting, except kind of more boring. XD

8. ...I have nothing to say about Jovanka Sopalovic here. Except that I almost died. XD

tierfal (1:59:46 AM): HAHA when you're done with that one, check out WONDER WOMAN


tierfal (1:59:53 AM): GAUNTLETS OF RED STEEEEEEEEL
eltea (2:00:47 AM): HAHAHAHA XD
eltea (2:01:27 AM): Also… seriously, she's just like, *BOOBS!* Isn't she worried about her dress slipping and showing everything? XD
tierfal (2:01:27 AM): HAHAHA. XD
tierfal (2:01:29 AM): I know right. :P
tierfal (2:01:33 AM): I thought the same thing. XD
eltea (2:01:43 AM): XD
tierfal (2:01:35 AM): Hahahaha. XD
tierfal (2:01:39 AM): Your articulation. XD
tierfal (2:01:40 AM): I'm dying. XD
eltea (2:02:01 AM): XD
tierfal (2:01:51 AM): "She's just like, *BOOBS!*" XDDDDDD
tierfal (2:01:54 AM): /dies moar XD

Oh. Man. XD

I hope you enjoyed that as much as we did at two in the morning on Thursday. :P

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