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22 May 2009 @ 10:33 am
The Best Kind of Chaos  
I meant for this to get posted yesterday, but the sketchy stolen half-assed neighbors' wireless failed me yet again. :|

This is the solitary disadvantage of being home, and the price I pay for free food and whatnot. XD

OMG.

sabriel75 is made of ♥. I seriously said "Aww!" aloud in an empty room. ♥!! x3

jenwryn is ALSO MADE OF ♥.

omg. omg. omg, bb. I SQUEALED SO MUCH.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ *dies* *____*

She sent me a copy of the Dizzy Melon doujinshi "Limelight," and you should be jealous. ♥

...also, for the lulz -- I was concerned I'd have to take a three-month Peep hiatus, but the craziest thing happened. :P Yesterday I explained the idea to my mom and showed her some of the... less-profane/-sketch Peep Arts, and she thought they were incredibly impressive for reasons I still haven't figured out. XD So I'll totally be able to keep going. XD

...also also, my sister was momentarily confused about the past tense of "seek" -- and I was like, "It's 'sought,' S-O-U-G-H-T, like 'thought.'"

And then I got to thinking about how utterly retarded the past tense is in English. XD

It's not just the big verbs, like "to be," which are total nonsense -- seek goes to sought, but peek is peeked, and admittedly wreak is wrought, but leak is leaked, so that doesn't help in the slightest. Think, thought; but then drink is drank, but then drunk in the pluperfect, whereas sink goes straight to sunk, and what the HELL is wrong with this picture. XD

Or, better question, what is not wrong with it? XD

And now... our feature presentation, in which no offense to anyone involved is really intended, though asses were laughed off at their expense. Neither Mr. Pattison nor his hair was harmed in the making of this entry. (The hair, we have reason to believe, is a separate entity and will be receiving its own apology accordingly.)

Okay, so... I have a huge weakness for those Yahoo! OMG! slideshows of celebrities' outfits -- the good ones as well as the bad ones.

I think it's human nature to enjoy hating on/bashing/laughing hysterically at celebrities, though: they're famous, glamorous, rich, and still capable of screwing WAAAYYY the hell up, and I think that we, who are not even blips on fame's radar, enjoy feeling superior to them in little ways.

If you want the whole slideshow of stuff at the Cannes Film Festival, it's here, and it includes lots of people who look perfectly fine, but if you just want me and eltea making extremely snarky commentary on the worst of the highlights, you have only to keep reading. :P

I owe this in large part to chamyl for making that hysterical post about the turnout at the Oscars. :3

1. RPattzilla?

tierfal (1:38:19 AM): You know what's sad?
tierfal (1:38:26 AM): Robert Pattison can never wear his hair normally. Ever. :P
tierfal (1:38:29 AM): Girls would cry. XD
eltea (1:38:42 AM): XD
tierfal (1:38:34 AM): It's been made into his trademark. XD
eltea (1:38:52 AM): :P
tierfal (1:39:20 AM): SRS.


tierfal (1:39:26 AM): What the fuck IS THAT THING ON HIS HEAD? 8D
eltea (1:39:45 AM): Hahahaha. XD
eltea (1:39:53 AM): How does he even get it to do that?! XD
tierfal (1:39:49 AM): I don't know! XD
eltea (1:40:05 AM): XDD
tierfal (1:43:15 AM): OMGLOL


tierfal (1:43:17 AM): WHAT
tierfal (1:43:18 AM): XD
tierfal (1:43:20 AM): IT'S ALIIIIIIVE
eltea (1:43:45 AM): :P!
eltea (1:43:56 AM): If I ever made a movie about Greek myths, I would cast him as Medusa. XD
eltea (1:44:01 AM): He'd need makeup, but not a wig. XD
eltea (1:44:14 AM): It's like… going to take over Tokyo. XD
eltea (1:46:16 AM): He looks like he put gel in it, then stuck his head in a wind tunnel with his finger in an electrical socket. :P

2. Oooh, pretty!

tierfal (1:46:18 AM): Also this guy's hair is way better.


tierfal (1:46:25 AM): Even though I have no idea who he is. :P

Wut. It's not my fault "Taylor Kitsch" isn't famous enough for me to have heard of him -- if that IS his real name. *suspicion*

...long hair fetish? ME? >_______>

3. You've got to watch out for Phoebe Price: she confuses "avant garde" with "oh dear God." Mortification ensues.

tierfal (1:48:24 AM): omg.


tierfal (1:48:34 AM): The people who do "What Were They Thinking?!" are going to DESTROY her tomorrow. :P
eltea (1:48:55 AM): :P!
tierfal (1:48:51 AM): XD
tierfal (1:48:54 AM): WHAT IS ON HER HEAD LOL. XD
eltea (1:49:08 AM): She looks really scary. XD
tierfal (1:49:00 AM): It looks like a spider-raven. :P
tierfal (1:49:03 AM): Like serious. XD
tierfal (1:49:07 AM): A genetic cross. XD
tierfal (1:49:12 AM): Which should NEVER HAVE BEEN ATTEMPTED.
tierfal (1:49:17 AM): SCIENCE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEE? XD
eltea (1:49:27 AM): She looks like the villain out of a sci-fi/fantasy B-movie. XD
tierfal (1:49:20 AM): YES. XD
tierfal (1:49:30 AM): omg I didn't even notice the overstated shoulders before. XD
tierfal (1:49:32 AM): /dies laughing XD
tierfal (1:49:36 AM): Honestly. :P
eltea (1:49:46 AM): Haha. XD
tierfal (1:49:43 AM): This woman MUST have looked herself in the mirror before she left. XD

...right? O___o

4. The competition heats up.

tierfal (1:50:50 AM): Oh shit.
tierfal (1:50:51 AM): Rob.
tierfal (1:50:54 AM): Has competition.


eltea (1:51:17 AM): /already giggling in anticipation as the page loads XD
eltea (1:51:28 AM): HAHAHAHA XD
tierfal (1:51:33 AM): XD

His name is "Ben Winshaw." Track him down and introduce him to the magic of the hairbrush.

5. Plz not to be offended? o_o;

...lol tierfal and eltea; what is this "politically correct" of which you speak?


tierfal (1:52:02 AM): Apparently Lenny Kravitz is a black Christian Jew. :P
eltea (1:52:28 AM): How can you be a Christian Jew? XD
tierfal (1:52:25 AM): Easy.
tierfal (1:52:33 AM): You wear a cross and a Star of David at the SAME TIME. 8D
tierfal (1:52:37 AM): It's magical conversion. :P
eltea (1:52:50 AM): :P
tierfal (1:52:44 AM): And you half-believe in Jesus's divinity. :P
eltea (1:52:53 AM): Like, seriously. :P
tierfal (1:52:52 AM): You're sorta Meh on the whole thing, but find it plausible. :P
eltea (1:53:07 AM): XD
eltea (1:54:54 AM): I dunno, I'm all for crazy crossovers, but I think he's going to offend some people by treating the symbols of their religion like cool jewelry to wear, because there's no way he can actually be both. XD I mean, unless he comes from a mixed family like me and is wearing them secularly? O.o
tierfal (1:54:59 AM): Yeah, I was thinking maybe it was a peace statement.
tierfal (1:55:04 AM): Like the Coexist thing.
eltea (1:55:16 AM): Or yeah I was just going to say that. XD
tierfal (1:55:11 AM): But... yeah, other than that... sketch. XD
eltea (1:55:26 AM): But then he should have the Muslim-star-thing too. :P
tierfal (1:55:20 AM): Yeah. :P
tierfal (1:55:24 AM): The crescent star bit.
tierfal (1:55:29 AM): And a sickle and hammer I mean oh wait. XD
tierfal (1:55:31 AM): /retard :P
eltea (1:55:41 AM): XD
tierfal (1:55:36 AM): No, that was a joke, just a really bad one. :P
eltea (1:55:49 AM): I was going to say a pentacle, so… XD
tierfal (1:55:44 AM): I don't actually think Communism is HAHAHA. XD
tierfal (1:55:47 AM): omg marry me. XD
eltea (1:56:00 AM): :D!
eltea (1:56:04 AM): YES DARLING 8D
tierfal (1:55:56 AM): 8DDDD

6. ...Phoebe Price. Oh, Phoebe Price. Where would we get such a good laugh without you? XD


tierfal (1:56:22 AM): Same girl as the head-eaten one. :P
eltea (1:56:40 AM): :P!
tierfal (1:56:31 AM): She is now being devoured by a vine. :P
eltea (1:56:50 AM): *waits excitedly for loading*
eltea (1:56:56 AM): HAHAHAHA XD
tierfal (1:56:48 AM): The sad thing is that the dress itself would look fine without that abomination on it. XD
eltea (1:57:14 AM): Though not with bright red hair. XD
tierfal (1:57:11 AM): True. :P
eltea (1:57:27 AM): Well, maybe, if you were going for the bright-colors look. :P
tierfal (1:57:17 AM): It clashes with the damn CARPET, let alone the dress. :P
eltea (1:57:30 AM): XD
eltea (1:57:45 AM): Also, the dip at the waist does make it look a bit like a leotard. XD
tierfal (1:57:58 AM): PFF XD

7. ...I'm still trying to figure this next one out. Eugenia Silva is apparently the culprit's alias.


tierfal (1:59:11 AM): I feel like I'm in an Escher painting. :P
tierfal (1:59:20 AM): I'm still trying to figure out whether that's in a good or bad way. XD
eltea (1:59:34 AM): This is so fun. XD
eltea (1:59:37 AM): 8D
tierfal (1:59:27 AM): But I think I should get employed to bash celebrities, yes. :P
eltea (2:00:22 AM): Haha, you're right, that does look like an Escher painting, except kind of more boring. XD

8. ...I have nothing to say about Jovanka Sopalovic here. Except that I almost died. XD

tierfal (1:59:46 AM): HAHA when you're done with that one, check out WONDER WOMAN


tierfal (1:59:53 AM): GAUNTLETS OF RED STEEEEEEEEL
eltea (2:00:47 AM): HAHAHAHA XD
eltea (2:01:27 AM): Also… seriously, she's just like, *BOOBS!* Isn't she worried about her dress slipping and showing everything? XD
tierfal (2:01:27 AM): HAHAHA. XD
tierfal (2:01:29 AM): I know right. :P
tierfal (2:01:33 AM): I thought the same thing. XD
eltea (2:01:43 AM): XD
tierfal (2:01:35 AM): Hahahaha. XD
tierfal (2:01:39 AM): Your articulation. XD
tierfal (2:01:40 AM): I'm dying. XD
eltea (2:02:01 AM): XD
tierfal (2:01:51 AM): "She's just like, *BOOBS!*" XDDDDDD
tierfal (2:01:54 AM): /dies moar XD

Oh. Man. XD

I hope you enjoyed that as much as we did at two in the morning on Thursday. :P

Aaanndd... Anonymous Writing Feedback Meme. Hit me. I can handle it. ;)

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JD: Rob is interrobangedlady_bracknell on May 22nd, 2009 05:47 pm (UTC)
Rob has his hair licked into shape every morning by 12 year old virgins. And then unicorns nest in it.

Trufax.
Vitamin C: Arthurtierfal on May 22nd, 2009 07:29 pm (UTC)
Hahaha! XD That actually... makes a lot of sense given the circumstances. XD

Especially since twelve-year-old Rob fans are probably really easy to come by these days. XD

And unicorns always go for the good stuff, don't they. :|
Miz J: awkwardmissusjackson on May 22nd, 2009 06:17 pm (UTC)

RPattz has teh FFL. The Freshly F*cked Look. Though I have the inkling suspicion that he's doing it himself. o.O

Totally with you on the freakyness of English tenses...our plurals are weird, too. Goose, geese. Mouse, Mice. Moose, moose? What the hell is wrong with us? 0__0

Also, Lenny Kravitz, nice work, but you're missing a few hundred-thousand more religious symbols if you want to make everyone happy.
Vitamin C: L - Bewilderedtierfal on May 22nd, 2009 07:30 pm (UTC)
Haha! XD You... may well be right about that. :P

I KNOW RIGHT. Who the hell designed this language, and how do we get a refund? XD

I had a very amusing mental image of him with about a hundred-thousand necklaces on, bent over by the weight of the all-appeasing charms. XD
Miz J: RPattz Maybellinemissusjackson on May 23rd, 2009 07:26 am (UTC)
I've another theory: if you've ever watched Robot Chicken, then you know Will Shatner's hair is a separate entity and comes to life at night. It's a superhero...I spent an hour looking for the YouTube vid and couldn't locate it, but I've come to the only logical conclusion:

RPattz's hair must be the Antichrist.

...and all this time I thought it was me. So disappointing. XD

Vitamin C: L - Bewilderedtierfal on May 23rd, 2009 07:00 pm (UTC)
OH. FLIPPING. SNAP.

That explains everything. XD

...maybe you get to be the backup Antichrist? :|
marissaabitofadork7 on May 22nd, 2009 07:36 pm (UTC)
The English language is weird, and annoying, and not to mention annoying.

Sometimes I wish it was simpler. Actually, all the time I wish it was simpler. Then I wouldn't have to go to English class! XD

Well, I don't actually mind English, mainly because it's easy, but partly because I actually kinda like it. :-)

I love long hair on guys. Not really really long, but not a crew cut. Unless it's on George. Because he would look very weird with long hair.

XD

I'm glad to see you've spent your time wisely. XD
Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on May 22nd, 2009 07:44 pm (UTC)
I agree. XD For all its bizarre constructions, English and I get along very well most of the time. XD

Though my homophone-distinguishing powers completely fail when I get too tired, and this is a problem. XD

There are definitely exceptions to this rule! 8D

And haha, what's two in the morning FOR if not ridiculous escapades involving the internet?? XD
marissaabitofadork7 on May 22nd, 2009 07:54 pm (UTC)
Which is good, if, you know, you're an English major or something. ;D

I can certainly see how this might be a problem. :D

AGREED. XD

Definitely not sleeping XD Two in the morning is a great time to have ridiculous escapades! XD One of the best times, in fact. :D
I MUST: sexy readsabriel75 on May 22nd, 2009 08:26 pm (UTC)
Just OMG!

And then some, because the English language fails flails me every time :)
Vitamin C: English Majorstierfal on May 22nd, 2009 08:39 pm (UTC)
Hee! XD

And oh, it looooves to do that. XD
CHAMYL!: I Didn't Lose My Mindchamyl on May 22nd, 2009 08:47 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha lol XD I wasn't going to do this one, so good think you and eltea did |D

...That girl up there wearing the huge spider: attention issues much huh O.o Because you can't NOT LOOK at her if she's dressed like that ;;

And R Patz well... Bad hair day decade? XD
Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on May 23rd, 2009 02:15 am (UTC)
Haha, it proved irresistible! XD

Hee, you're right! XD Must be because no one would have heard of her if she didn't dress like a colorblind maniac. XD

Bad hair LIFE. 8D
goddess of this and that: sunakohappy_mystic on May 22nd, 2009 09:49 pm (UTC)
Limelight?! I love that dojin!!

My friends and I have come up with the theory that Edward Cullen is, in fact, a WOMAN.
(He hasn't shown Bella his secret zipper.)

I might actually wear some of those dresses. :P
Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on May 23rd, 2009 02:16 am (UTC)
It is much awesome! 8D

Hahaha. XD That might explain the affinity for sparkles. XD

Some of them are nice. Some of them are scary. :P
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Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on May 23rd, 2009 06:44 pm (UTC)
I would've been very sad. XD I actually have two I need to assemble from pictures I took on Monday; where's my head at? XD

Yeah, the more French I took, the more I was like, "Wait, languages are allowed to make sense?!" XD

...I didn't know he was in that movie. I knew Hugh was. I need to see this. :P
Emma Daiou: oh shitemmadaiou28 on May 23rd, 2009 04:07 am (UTC)
Ooooh, a for-realz physical copy of one of my very favoritest doujins in EVER? I am insanely jealous. *_*

And ohgod, Twilight-dude-whose-name-I-honestly-did-not-know-before-now. I lol'd so hard. XD

Oh English, thou art a strange and fickle mistress (and even more so when strange English speakers like myself deign to combine the Shakespearian with teh leetspeak on a regular basis). Seriously, we should all just go make our fortunes teaching it to people whose native languages make sense. XD
Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on May 23rd, 2009 06:46 pm (UTC)
IT IS SO FRIGGING PRETTY I will have to take jealous-making picspam of it sometime. XD

PFFFF lol RPattz lol. XD

That's my plan. Well, actually, my plan is to teach it to people who know it's effed up but not just how much, i.e. other English speakers. XD
crazyboutremmycrazyboutremmy on May 23rd, 2009 04:39 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I ROFLED SO LOUDLY MY MUM THOUGHT I WAS DYING.

OMG, the Yahoo thing is always so addictive, and I'm like, "just one pic to laugh at, then I'll do my hmw!" And then one turns into 342834283428374.

I now have the Milshake chorus stuck in my head thanks to you two. xDD
Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on May 23rd, 2009 06:46 pm (UTC)
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DIE. EVER. PLZ. :3

ME TOO. XD There were a hundred and seventy-six in that particular slideshow. I was like, "Whoa. I guess I'll look at the first three... thirty-five... eighty-two..." XD

8DDDD
passthebutter: other fuzzy cat blinkingpassthebutter on May 23rd, 2009 05:46 am (UTC)
*jealous* Lucky bastard, lol!

Celebrities are ridiculous. And so is the English language. Like... it's so stupid and illogical. XD

Gah, I hate long hair and guys. Keep it to the neck or up, plz. But I also hate rly rly short hair. So. Y'know. XD
Vitamin C: Mello - Reasonabletierfal on May 23rd, 2009 06:48 pm (UTC)
I AM TOTALLY. >3

It utterly is. :P And yet we have so many awesome words that I keep forgiving its grammatical absurdities... XD

Picky, picky! XD lol, no, I'll go for anything that looks good, just about, but there is a special place in my heart for the kind I can run my fingers through foreeeeveeeer. XD
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Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on May 23rd, 2009 07:26 pm (UTC)
*dances moar!!* ^^ ♥!

omg. omg. omg. I spent at least thirty seconds just stroking the cover before I even opened it. XD

Mental image of Peeps growing on people is... disturbing at best. :P

Haha!! XD Isn't it horrifying?? XD

Agreeeed. *___*
Rexicequeenrex on May 23rd, 2009 03:01 pm (UTC)
LMAO. Oh, god, Rob, my dear, why oh why didn't you just stick to being the deceased Cedric Diggory?? XD Honestly, death suits you so much better than....wannabe-dead. XDDD

Those dresses though....0_____0 They hurt my eyes...
Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on May 23rd, 2009 07:27 pm (UTC)
I KNOW RIGHT. omglol. XD

The red carpet is a surprisingly frightening place. :P