To reward you, I will post MORE useless crap on my LiveJournal. Yessss. It is a brilliant plan. And soon I will be unstoppable.
I am rather less inexplicably-flipping-out-ish now. If worst comes to worst, I will just write the entire script along the lines of what I just did while working out how it is one goes about formatting, which you can peruse below.
And the prospective actors can just DEAL with my overzealous stage directions. Control freakism is not a disease. Or at least not a contagious one.