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19 September 2009 @ 02:50 pm
Random Whoness and Twilight: Redux  
Have some Whofic: Where Dogs Have No Noses. Best designed for people who hate being in a good mood. XD'

I was trolling around the 'netz for pictures, because this is what I do on Friday afternoons (after I've finished my Swedish homework, anyway), and I found this merch site.

I lol'd a lot. Who the HELL came up with some of these? XDD

1. But won't it exterminate your connection?

2. You, too, can be as clean as a planet that has suffered genocide!

3. Someday, I will have a refrigerator worthy of these.

4. Because that banged-up police box always makes me think, 'That must smell GREAT!'

5. If your brushing is not up to Dalek standards, you will be exterminated.

6. Just in case you want to exterminate your sobriety.

7. Warning: you may unexpectedly end up at black-tie parties in the distant past.

8. If you've ever wanted to eat off of Christopher Eccleston's face...

9. One per customer?! Damn it, I was going to send one to everybody on my Christmas list!

But yes, that amused me a great deal. XD'

Okay, so... this is equally random, but last night, I woke up at five in the morning after having had what is probably the single most basically amusing dream of my life. XD'

I then went back to sleep, but only after grinning to myself about it a little bit. XD

First of all, I've stated before and will again that identity is an extremely loose concept in my dreams -- I can be one person one minute and an entirely different one the next, or I can be someone with no relation to me at all, or I can be me within another character and be conscious of the duality. It doesn't make any sense, but dreams rarely do. XD

In any case, when this one started out, I was a me-like figure (I don't know if I was specifically me XD) shopping at a big department store, and I'd found these really odd shirts and was wondering if I should try one on. I couldn't quite determine if they'd look good or not, but they were very DARING because they were so bizarre. Before I could decide, a hobo who had wandered in came over and started talking to me. I was trying to ignore him, because he made me nervous, and I was really grateful when a dark-haired young woman who worked there came over and attempted to get him to leave.

Then there was one of those wonderful jumps that seem totally logical at the time, and the next thing I knew, I was Jacob Black, and there were a bunch of hobos led by the original hobo guy, and they were all zombies. XD Half of the store was on fire for some reason, and the girl who worked there was trying to help me. Jacob's internal monologue was surprisingly good and kind of sarcastic, and some lingering part of Me Consciousness specifically acknowledged recalling that he'd been a lot of people's favorite character for that reason. XD

In any case, Jacob-I and the store-girl weren't doing too well, but Edward showed up and helped us, so we all escaped. We fled in a kind of broken-down car that Jacob-I was driving, which had a ton of space in it -- enough for store-girl and Edward to lay down and sleep, since it was nighttime by now. At some point -- and I have no idea what point this was XD -- we'd acquired a curly-haired little boy who had befriended Edward, who was sprawled on his chest on top of the blanket. (I'm pretty sure we saved him from the hobo-zombies, but I'm not sure if he was a transformation of Original Me-Like Figure or not. XD) Jacob did some angsting at this point, because he really liked store-girl, but he also still had feeling for Bella at home, which was where they were headed. (Me Consciousness observed that there was bound to be some teen angst from a Twilight character, but this wasn't too bad so far.) I shortly discovered that Twilight: Redux!Edward had a compulsive quirk -- he slept naked. My brain did some creative censoring in case any children were going to be watching this. Nudist!Edward wandered off, and Jacob angsted a little more about store-girl, who was very cute while she was sleeping next to him.

At some point, they all got back to the Cullens' house, where they were hoping to find sanctuary from the hobo-zombie hoards, and I think we met Alice, but I don't really remember what happened after that. XD

The summary is... holy crap, you guys, if that was ACTUALLY what Twilight was about, I would TOTALLY read those books! XDDDD

But yeah. That was fun. XD'

Feeling: amusedamused
On the Radio: "The Burn" - Matchbox Twenty
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Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on September 20th, 2009 06:36 am (UTC)
It was ODD. Usually they're not even that coherent, haha. XD

And I think zombies would have been a better choice than vampires as far as forbidden-love-stories go. "Edward, I love you... but you're rotting!"
I MUST: L with a gunsabriel75 on September 20th, 2009 01:02 am (UTC)
Hehe... a triangle that includes a vampire, werewolf and zombies?! Uhm... yeah... that might have added a bit more action to Twilight's plot. Alice is awesome, puh-leez, you had to have hooked up with her somewhere along the way :0

Oh, go see the Dr. Who and Rose I ran into at Dragon*Con. Two of the most beautiful creatures to grace this earth!

And I am holding off reading any fanfiction until I am in a better frame of mind. Please know that I'm not ignoring your work, but you really don't want me reading anything right now.

Your trolling always leads to Ten! 'nuff said, I do believe. G'night Wisconsin...
Vitamin C: Ten/Screwdriver = OTPtierfal on September 20th, 2009 06:37 am (UTC)
Haha, that's how I see it! XD And yeah, I've heard really good things about Alice. \o/ Which I think came through in the dream. XD

THEY ARE SO AWESOME I am jealous of them, lol. XD

That is totally understandable! :3 I have definitely saved fics for weeks before, waiting to be in the right mood to read them. ^^
Emma Daiou: matt deademmadaiou28 on September 20th, 2009 03:19 am (UTC)
Pfft, I always knew an army of hobos would make the best zombies. When boyfriend and I were at our old apartment off Broadway (I specify because I assume that every Broadway is kinda dangerously ghetto like ours, but I could be wrong), we used to joke about all the hobos being like zombies.

And of course there's that South Park episode where the homeless took over the town Dawn of the Dead style, chanting "Change!" instead of "Brains!", but it was okay because at the end they led all the hobo-zombies off to Califor.... oh dear, maybe you should lock your doors and windows now. XD

*is making about as much sense as that dream, I know*
Vitamin C: Arthurtierfal on September 20th, 2009 06:38 am (UTC)
I suddenly remembered that eltea and I definitely had a zombie-hobo in a movie we made for a film festival a couple years ago. I guess my subconscious was wise enough to dredge it up! XD

I TOTES BELIEVE IT. The streets of San Francisco and Berkeley are kind of overrun with hobos, to tell the truth. O_o
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Vitamin C: Namikawatierfal on September 21st, 2009 12:34 am (UTC)


My subconscious usually doesn't do that! XD I think maybe it was remembering my mother's commentary reading the first one -- "not even a kiss for 250 pages? I give up." XD

...and I was definitely shipping Jacob/store-girl by the end, lol. XD

Alice makes me almost curious enough to read them. XD'
goddess of this and that: pic#74947574happy_mystic on September 20th, 2009 12:47 pm (UTC)
The fact that you can change personas just proves that you're meant to be a writer. XD

Yeah, Twilight would be better that way.
Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on September 21st, 2009 12:34 am (UTC)
Haha, maybe so! XD

I dunno why she left the zombies out; talk about a plot device! D:
marissaabitofadork7 on September 20th, 2009 02:14 pm (UTC)
I would totally read that. XD Your dream is so ridiculous, it'd make an awesome story.

Not too many things beat hobo zombies. XD
Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on September 21st, 2009 12:35 am (UTC)
My thoughts exactly! Maybe I should write it myself, lol. XD
marissaabitofadork7 on September 21st, 2009 01:34 am (UTC)
Heh, yeah. AND MAKE MILLIONS. XD Or, be arrested for copywright infringement. XD

Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on September 21st, 2009 03:10 am (UTC)
Hahaha, I'd totes change the names and stuff -- and since neither Edward nor Jacob was exhibiting any particularly vampirish or werewolfish traits, I could ditch that, too. Since I haven't even read the source material, it'd probably turn out pretty different! XD
marissaabitofadork7 on September 21st, 2009 07:38 pm (UTC)
Well then. Sounds like you're all set to write your award-winning novel. XD Or atleast, you've got an option for NaNoWriMo. XD
Rex: KHR - Shouichiicequeenrex on September 20th, 2009 02:44 pm (UTC)
Lmao, that's an interesting dream. :P

Personally, my favourite out of the Twilight character are Alice and Jasper. But that's because I think they're hot and I like to make up these weird character scenarios in my mind. XD Yeah. Um...

/clearly has nothing interesting to say...
Vitamin C: Neartierfal on September 21st, 2009 12:36 am (UTC)

I've heard they're the best by a pretty considerable distance, haha. XD And yet I am not curious enough to have read the book, OTL. I just... dream about it? /I swear I make sense some days XD
Charlottekoneko_zero on September 21st, 2009 09:09 pm (UTC)
*dies laughing at the awesomeness of the tinterweb*

Oh, thank you SO very much for that... XD

Sadly the strange Twilight-esque dream confuses me slightly (although it does make me giggle as well) as I haven't ever read any of the books, but it still sounds pretty darned epic. XD
Vitamin C: Charles - Bluetierfal on September 22nd, 2009 05:09 am (UTC)
IKR. XD I had so much fun, haha. XD

Haha, no worries -- my dreams are FAR from logical... though I suppose Twilight doesn't sound all that logical either! XD