1. Sweeter Dreams [Merlin] for

2. Death by Squirrel [Merlin] for
3. A Ten/Rose fic [DW] for
4. Titles Are For People Who Can Make Them Up [HP] for

5. Arthur/Merlin fluff [three guesses] for
6. A Merlin/Glee crossover ['nuff sed] for
7. The Hunt [DN] for All Those People Misguided Enough to Be My Fans (currently 18,850, est. Let's Not Even Talk About This)
8. Paint [Merlin] for ME, DAMN IT (currently 30,880, est. ∞)
9. I'm Not Dead [DN] for People Who Would Read "Rubble" and "Ruin" Re-Interpreted and Way Longer Than Before (currently 5,600, est. 7,000-8,000?)
10. Daylight [DN] for Those Weird People Who Like Genderswitch (currently 460, est. 1,500-2,000)
11. Some Dramione Thing That Thinks It's Harry/Ron [HP] for
12. Ten and Jethro Go to Camelot [DW/Merlin] for Everyone Who Wanted to See the Other Side of Trench-Coats and Neckerchiefs (currently 2,200, est. ~6,000?)
13. About Eight Things [mostly DW/TW] for
14. That Creepy-As-Fuck Light/Near Fic [DN] for Perverts Like Me Who Would Read That Shit (currently 840, est. ~3,000?)
15. TEIN II [DN] for Everybody and Hopefully Not Their Mother (currently 700, est. 20,000+)
16. Nick and Theo Do a Novel [original] for My Life and Future (currently 40, est. ...well, shit)
...actually, that's just the stuff that's saved on my desktop, not any of the old stuff I still intend to get done. XD Whatever this emotion is that I'm experiencing, it's not surprise. Sickening mixture of horror and dismay? Yeah, probably that one. XD
Also it's the

*goes and dies somewhere nice and quiet with a vending machine*
Oh also. My roommate was one of the two valedictorians at our high school. I leave her alone for TWO DAYS, and when I come back, the closet doors are off their tracks. She seems to have mostly fixed them again now, but... lol. REALLY? XD