Also, oral exams involve neither giving nor receiving oral. Damn it.
Anyway, an illiterate thing is me.
I read: "A secret admirer will help you with your pants."
I read: "...as a means of reaching Batman..."
...did I mention I'm about to have a Bachelor's degree in English?
In my weak defense, eltea and I have been writing a lot of porn recently, and I've had this picture saved for ages:
...on second thought, I'm just going to shut the fuck up now. XD
**ETA: It tastes like blood and tears. Obviously.**