So Tumblr's all like,
And I'm all like,
But hey. Who am I to judge? We all know Roy has a ton of extra time, and he probably just spends it all pumpin' iron at the gym.
…yeah. The gym.
It's okay, guys. Roy knows I love him because I keep writing porn about him. That's pretty much the definition of the word "love" as far as fandom is concerned.