Vitamin C (tierfal) wrote,
Vitamin C

Millions of Memes

Because... um... because eltea just did them all, and now I want to get my eighteen billion cents in.

You are a masochist.

1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?

“Back to medical school with you, dipwad!  And by 'medical school,' I mean 'first grade'!"

2. Do you trust all of your friends?

To kill me in my sleep?  Why, yes; they are all serial killers, and that is why we get along so well: common interests.

3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?

If it was, say, Alaska?  Sure.  If it was, say, Alabama?  "Heyyyyy, honey, why don't we find middle ground in... (consults map of US) SOUTH DAKOTA?  I've heard it's wonderful this time of year..."

Actually, South Dakota doesn't sound all that much better.  I'd probably make the pitch for good old California, but if it really came down to it, I probably would choose TWOO LUV over geographical familiarity.

4. Do you believe that everything that happens happens for a reason?

Yes, and it's called "the coincidence of trillions of invisible actions and factors."

5. Can you make a pound in change right now?

In WEIGHT, maybe.  All those frigging pennies.  FRIGGING PENNIES.  And yet, oddly enough, I was mortified when I saw an article saying people were petitioning to get rid of the penny.  Oh, me and my romantic notions about a highly un-romantic world...

6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor?

I side with eltea on this one; the one STUDYING TO BE ONE.

7. Are you afraid of falling in love?

More like desperate for someone someday to get around to going, "Hey, I kind of like you, too."

8. How many cars are on your drive?

I HAS NO CAR.  I also has no drive.  I also cannot drive.  I also am going to stop this now.

9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?

Um.  Lots of things randomly remind me of people and/or moments...?

10. What’s your most favourite scar?

I don't have many, or not many that I know whence and wherefore they came, so I'll go with the chicken pox I scratched when I was two, leaving a nice little white mark right on that little dippy thing that bridges nose and lips.  Because... yeah.  Everyone OBVIOUSLY remarks on it, since it's lightning-shaped and in the middle of my forehead.

11. When was the last time you flew in a plane?

Whoa.  Uhh... I'm pretty sure it was two years ago May, on my way back from Washington, D.C.  They played "King Kong," and I decided that he was a Christ figure.  AP English is not good for us, Precious.

12. What did the last text message you sent say and who to?

I can't check, because my (yells in direction of Duddykins) PHONE CONTRACT EXPIRED, but I'm pretty sure it was to my good buddy Desiree asking if she had dinner plans that I could interfere with by leaping into them.  It worked out for me.

13. What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex?

Noticing my existence?  No, that's a bit too pessimistic.  I love guys with pretty hair.  Or at least hair with personality -- like this guy who was in my English class and discussion group last semester, and is in one of my English classes this one.  Last semester he spent the whole time brushing his hair out of his face, and it was adorable.  Now it is short. :(  Example Two is the guy down the hall, whose facial hair is gradually taking over his ENTIRE VISAGE.

14. Fill in the blank. I love___________


And yer mom jokes, if that wasn't self-evident.

15. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?

It'd be cool if I could figure out how to draw side profiles.  And if I could survive the semester.  Hopefully it won't come down to one or the other; I'm not sure which I'd pick.

16. Do you ever disobey your parents?

Only when the rules they set are EL STUPID-O.  Which is rare enough, fortunately for everyone involved.

17. How many kids do you want to have?

Probably two.  Nice round number.  No ganging up possible.

18. Would you make a good parent?

I think so, seeing as how I've watched my mom do it right and my dad do it wrong.

19. Where was your default picture taken?

Probably on the set of some Jane Austen-y-type movie, since I stole it off of Google Images.

20. What’s your middle name?

Carlsten.  It's my mother's maiden name, if you MUST know.  I kind of like it, actually, because it has a definite ring of Swedishness (Swedishosity?) to it.

21. Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?

"Jesus Christ, the scroll bar is huge to the point of being infinite with all these memes set up here, and speaking of infinite, the universe... isn't quite?, and some Greek guy who was considering that (Democritus?) is one of Professor Marcy's ten dudes who were awesome for astronomy, and..."

Yup, it's always like that.  /CRAZY BRAIN.

22. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?


Also, I wouldn't want to change the way things are now.  I like the way things are now, well enough, and always do -- the way I see it, I would not be the person I am at this second unless every second preceding it had gone exactly the way it did.  And with a detached kind of general optimism, I like to believe that everything will work out all right.

23. Who was or will be the maid of honour/ best man at your wedding?

eltea FTW  \o/

Which is good, because she said me, and if that wasn't the case, there would be some awkward silence-y stuff going on here.

24. What are you wearing right now?

Emmm... my darkest pair of jeans, my gray converses, the bright turquoise tank top I bought at Old Navy over the summer much because it matched a pair of earrings I already own, my bloo small jacket, and my trademark beige giant jacket.  And the dragonfly necklace-y bit my cousins gave me for Christmas one year, which was paired with the coincidentally-matching bracelet that eltea bought me once until I started typing and it getted in the way. :(

25. Righty or Lefty?

Righty wighty.  Which I maintain gives me an inherent artistic disadvantage.

26. Best place to eat?

My house.  Where it is warm and nice and the fridge is not too far at all from the couch.  Yesssss.

27. Favourite jeans?

The ones that make me look taller *and* make my butt look nice.  YOU'VE GOT TO THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS.  They were purchased because they were the same brand as another pair of jeans (which are now getting on in years) that my stepmom got me once upon a shopping trip, upon which I was sold the moment she said the aforementioned immortal words, "They make you look taller."

Woman's like five foot nine.  Tierfal's like five foot one.  OBJECT GET: JEANS.

28. Favourite animal?

KITTENS.  Honestly, I don't know how you can hate a kitten.  They're just... so... damn... cute...

29. Favourite juice?

There are these strawberry-kiwi-apple and apple... some other hybrid-ish thing from concentrate that my mom and sister discovered at the grocery store, and... OMG.  OMG OMG OMG.  Basically, I could drink an entire pitcher.  By myself.  In one sitting.  And almost have.

30. Have you had the chicken pox?

I'm one of the last kids born before they started vaccinating, ACTually.  And so, to commemorate the monumental event, my brother picked 'em up at preschool and brought them home to SHARE!

31. Have you had a sore throat?

Once in a blue moon, yes.  Usually in concert with colds.

32. Ever had a bar fight?

If only my life were so eventful.

33. Who knows you the best?

See answer to bridesmaid question, FTW and all.

34. Shoe size?

I will remove my shoe and see.  Women's 6, it says.  And dress shoes I think I tend to buy a bit smaller.  When I inexplicably buy dress shoes, that is.  I'd say I have small feet, but most people my height (or lack thereof) probably do.

35. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?

Negatory.  My dad def wears both.  Ahahaha.  When we were in Yosemite playing in the motel pool, my dad definitely wore contacts, reading glasses, and sunglasses all at the same time.  Though later Lasik work mitigated the problem somewhat, I saw it.  It HAPPENED.

My mom had to get reading glasses when she got to forty, which will probably be my situation.  She turned to me within the first few days, stared at my face, and then said, "My GOD, you have a lot of freckles."


36. Ever been in a fight with your pet?

Well, when my insufferably stupid cat got into some very small brambles once, I spent an hour in the garage picking BILLIONS of them off of her, and she tried to kill me a few times.

37. Been to Mexico?

I want to say I did when I was like five, but I think I might be lying.  I've been invited a few times; my dad had/has/? a timeshare.  And asked if I wanted to go, you know, the first week of school.

38. Did you buy something today?

Bought me some lunchies not long ago, yes.  Using my MEAL POINTS WHOO.

39. Did you get sick today?

Not just yet, and I pray to the Science Gods that I won't later.

40. Do you miss someone today?

My sanity, prolly.

41. Did you get in a fight with someone today?


42. When is the last time you had a massage?

My first (of two) step-mom gave me one once when she was in a massage phase.  It was... overrated.

43. Last person to lay in your bed?


44. Last person to see you cry?

My roommate, if she was paying attention, though it was mostly suspiciously frequent surreptitious wiping of the eyes, rather than outright crying.

45. Who made you cry?

The stupid school website that I couldn't manipulate.  PIECE OF SHIT.  If my T.A. hadn't been extraordinarily nice, I would have died.  DIED, I say.

46. What was the last TV show you watched?

Um, I think it was the first episode of "Dance War: Bruno VS. Carrie Ann."  WITH DREWBIE!!!!!!

Drew Lachey is so cute.  <3333333

47. What are your plans for the weekend?

To go home and sleep.  SO HAPPY.

48. Who do you think will repost this?

Since eltea's already done it, no one. :D

49. Who was the last person you hung out with?

Desiree at dinner the other day, after the aforementioned text.  XD


Bold the statements that are true to you. Leave the fibs alone. Then, tag 5 people to do the same test.

1) I miss somebody right now.
2) I do not watch tv these days.
3) I wear glasses or contact lenses.
4) I love to play video games.  [Depends on the game.  And how much I suck at it.]
5) I have tried marijuana.
6) I have been in a threesome.
7) I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
8) I have changed mentally over the last year.
9) I curse.  [Like a sailor on a bad day!]
10) I am totally smart.  [LIEK TOTALY.]
11) I've broken someone's bones.
12) I am paranoid sometimes. [The dark is scary.  Berkeley in the dark is scarier still.]
13) I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.  [I would feel fake for the rest of my life.]
14) I need money right now.  [Doesn't everyone?  Or at least every college student?]
15) I love sushi.  [I think I more like it.  I don't hyperventilate about it the way I do about dim sum.  DIM SUM RULES.]
16) I talk really, really fast.
17) I have long hair.
18) I have lost money in Las Vegas.  [I bought 'The Yearling' at the Caesar's Palace bookstore.  Read like a chapter.  I consider that losing, personally.]
19) I have at least one sibling.  [I have FIVE.  I also just counted on my fingers trying to remember that.]
20) I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.  [When I was eight, I got a kit with little one-size-fits-all ones.  They stuck for like... five minutes.]
21) I couldn't survive without Caller ID.
22) I like the way I look.  [Which is not to say there aren't bad days. :D]
23) I am usually pessimistic.
24) I have a lot of mood swings.
25) I have a hidden talent.  [YER MOM JOKES.]
26) I am always hyper.  [But when I am... Get thee to a bomb shelter if you value your life.]
27) I have a lot of friends.  [I HAVE ENOUGH, OKAY?!]
28) I have pecked someone of the same sex.
29) I enjoy talking on the phone.
30) I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
31) I love to shop.  [I enjoy it, but there is the whole money thing.  Now, when my MOM is paying...]
32) Enjoy window shopping.
33) I would rather shop than eat.
34) I don't hate anyone.  [Sometimes I start out hating someone, but gradually it kind of fades to mild dislike, and sometimes it ends up actually being resigned fondness.  AMAZING.]
35) I am a pretty good dancer.  [SORT of.]
36) I am completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.  [BUT I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!!]
37) I have a cell phone.  [Though at this precise moment, it isn't WORKING.]
38) I believe in God.  [PSSSHHHH hahahaaaa.  I mean, ahem.]
39) I am an adrenaline junkie.
40) I watch MTV on a daily basis.
42) I have rejected someone before.  [It was eighth grade, and it was utterly unprecedented and unsuspected, and I think he might have been joking, and my knee-jerk was "...NO!", but I still feel kind of bad about it. >_>]
43) I want to have children in the future.  [WHEE, ANKLE-BITERS!!!]
44) I have changed a diaper before.  [Really only once, and mostly just for edification purposes.]
45) I have called the cops on a friend before.
46) I am not allergic to anything.  [Only grass, strictly speaking.  Or maybe other things I haven't discovered yet.]
47) I have a lot to learn.  [I think if we all acknowledged it, things would go more smoothly.]
48) I am shy around members of the opposite sex.  [Generally, I try to be as loud and vibrant (read: obnoxious) as possible so that they notice me.]
49) I have made a move on a friend, significant other or crush in the past.
50) I have tried alcohol before.
51) I own the South Park movie.  [But I've seen it!  And laughed my ASS off!]
52) I would die for my best friend.  [In a not-too-painful way, plz.]
53) I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
54) I have used my sexuality to advance my career.  [LOOK AT MY SEXY SHORTNESS AND GIVE ME AN 'A,' PROFESSOR!]
55) I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.  [He did write good music back in the day, but... yeah, no.]
56) Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.  [Let me rephrase that for you: FREE CANDY.]
57) I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.  [It wasn't bad when I've occasionally seen it... kind of vaguely annoying... so I don't make a habit out of it.]
58) I am happy at this moment!  [Though possibly not with an exclamation point.  Maybe not exclamation point happy.]
59) I am obsessed with girls/guys.
60) I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
61) I study for tests most of the time.  [If not all.  No, just most.  Heh. >_>]
62) I am comfortable with who I am right now.  [Yay self-confidence!]
63) I have more than just my ears pierced.  [If I ever added to the earlobes, it would be one of those kinda-nifty cartilage ones, but that would just be one more thing I'd have to remember to clean, so... that probably won't happen. XD]
64) I walk barefoot wherever I can.
65) I have jumped off a bridge.
66) I love sea turtles/monkeys.  [I was very disappointed when the sea monkeys didn't look like tiny monkeys swimming around.]
67) I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
68) I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.  [PUBLISH ME, SEYMOUR!]
69) I am proficient in a musical instrument.  [HAHAHA... oh, that was a serious question?]
70) I hate office jobs. And yet I have one.  [Dear Science Gods, I hope you never land me there.]
71) I love sci-fi movies.
72) I think water rules.  [Though fire is pretty sweet, too.  Just to be equitable.]
73) I went to college out of state.
74) I like sausages. [They're food.  Which is good.  Let's take it logically: food is good; sausages are food; therefore, sausages are good.  It all makes sense.]
75) I love kisses.
76) I fall for the worst people.  [Not THE worst.]
77) I adore bright colors.  [Well, as long as they're not blinding, I don't dislike them.]
78) I can't live without black eyeliner.
80) I usually like covers better than originals.  [Only when they're rock/metal covers of songs that I liked a fair amount even before.  Ex. A: Marilyn Manson's covers of "Personal Jesus" and "Tainted Love."  Ex. B: H.I.M.'s cover of "Wicked Game."  Ex. C: System of a Down's cover of "The Metro."  Songs I cannot live without, these are.]
81) I can pick up things with my toes.  [I should prolly practice.]
82) I can whistle.  [I decided I was going to learn how one day when I was five and my step-dad was.  One of those extraordinarily clear memories where you've got it down to the details.]
83) I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snake's slither.  [......]
84) I have ridden/owned a horse.
85) I still have every journal I've written in.  [There have been... two.  Which makes it easier.]
86) I can stick to a diet.  [BWA HA HA HA.  Erm.  Ahem.]
87) I talk in my sleep. [Apparently I mumble incomprehensible things sometimes, if my mother is to be believed.]
88) I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.  [Mostly I just dwell on them until I want to tear my hair out.]
89) I have jazz in my blood.  [Well, I DO have heme!]
90) Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.  [And fences.  Crawling along the tops of fences is amazing.  When you're ten and can manage it, anyway.]
91) I wear a toe ring.
92) I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
93) I am a caffeine junkie.
94) I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.  [I've heard the OH IT'S COSTUME PLAYING ISN'T IT.  LIKE DRESS-UP IN DISGUISE.  Which is ironic.]
95) I have been to over 15 conventions.
96) I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
97) I am an artist.  [And how.]
98) I only clean my room when necessary.  [<3 unnecessary organization binges.]
99) I like a person of the same sex.  [YOU.  Presumably, anyway.]
100) I love being happy.  [Well, being so depressed that I want to slit my wrists is a rockin' good time, too...]

I do not tag, because tagging it EVULZ.  And reminds me of vandalism, which, while entertaining, is illicit and reprehensible.

1. Christina, for legal and schoolwork-y things. >_>
2. Cici
3. Cicero (courtesy of my brother)

1. valdessdenizen
2. TheCynicalPessimist (which is not entirely true but sounds cool nonetheless)

1. My eyes are hardcore; no lie.
2. I like my feet.  Which is weird.  Because most people don't.  But mine are kind of cute.  YAY.
3. My hair sometimes does cool stuff, at which point I pat it on the proverbial back.

1. An inch or two more might be nice, though I guess 5'1" isn't too bad.
2. I have my dad's hands, which means kind of short, slightly thick fingers.  And one of my fingernails is srsly retarded.  I contemplate it and wonder if it will ever fix itself.
3. My weight is proportioned ALL WRONG.  Or so Hollywood would have me believe.

1. Half Swedishosity, from REAL SWEDES!
2. Quarter English-Welsh...osity... from REAL ENGLISH-WELSHIES!
3. Quarter European Mutt-ness, which includes some German and, purportedly, some Native American!

1. Berkeley at night
2. Stupid people (STOLEN FROM eltea, I ADMIT IT)
3. Adulthood.  o.o;;;

1. Chocolate
2. My iPod
3. eltea, from whom I stole all of these, changing "sugar" to my more specific drug of choice and then proceeding to change my name to hers, which kind of rounds out, doesn't it?

1. Gray Converses
2. A black belt with skulls and stars and lightning bolts on it in white
3. Absolutely nothing else remotely emo or hardcore.  FOOLED YOU.

1. Breaking Benjamin
2. Matchbox Twenty
3. A.F.I.

1. The second movement of the ninth symphony by Beethoven.  Natch.
2. Burn by Three Days Grace
3. Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden

1. A relationship
2. A guy
3. 1 and 2 in concert

srsly tho... I want to be able to say anything, think anything, feel anything, or do anything without having to worry that he'll disapprove.  You know?  Being loved in my entirety.  Unconditionally.

1. I leapt off of the top bunk when I was two and landed on a poorly-cushioned floor, then got up and was fine.
2. I eat more yogurt than anyone I know.
3. Texting is one of the central tenets of my life.

1. Eyeballs (pretty ones preferable but not mandatory)
2. PRETTY HAIR (I think we went into this above)
3. An air of sort of confident laid-back-ness, but with the potential for FLIPPING OUT over something exciting

1. Writing
2. Drawing on... everything remotely resembling paper
3. Reading (I DO SOMETIMES SHUSH. Just... not when I can think of anything to write...)

1. Go grab the dried fruit snack-ish thing I bought earlier and devour it whole, including the plastic
2. Go grab the Almond Hershey's Kisses I bought the other day and devour them whole, including the foil
3. Lock the deadbolt on my door so my roommate can NEVER COME BACK AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

Uh, I'm not a sociopath; I swear.

1. Writing
2. Teaching
3. STUNTWOMAN.  Only not.  Mostly I just try not to think about those... career... things...

1. London
2. Paris
3. Giza

1. Benjamin
2. Jonathan
3. Alexander

So if I have triplet boys, their names will be Ben, Jon, and Alex, and people will call them JAB for short.


Mostly I just like elegant names with nice nicknames.

1. Figure out side profiles
3. Make out with some guy (possibly one I actually, you know, know) in the middle of a street.  A quiet street.  With little risk of getting run over.

1. I wear lots of jewelry.
2. Chocolate is approximately equal to crack and/or air.
3. I drool over guys in movies.

1. I am perfectly willing to walk through mud.
2. My morning routine consists of dressing, eating, brushing teeth, washing face, and then returning to room.  There are definitely guys who spend WAY longer preening than I do.  Lots of them.
3. I like wearing plaid button-up shirts (though I wear them over other things as pseudo-jackets...)

1. Shakespeare ("What, in the name of God, are you blathering on about?")
2. My brother (because he would have very weird and entertaining things to say, as usual)
3. Ready?  Ready?  Okay: YOUR MOTHER.

eltea hath given me questions five.  Ignore the weird text that I am too damn lazy to fix.

If you are willing to be interviewed (five questions) just comment and say so and I'll come up with five questions just and especially for you. Post your answers, then post the same offer in your own journal.

1. What is your favorite article of clothing that you own?

Uhhh.  Probably the pair of jeans I went on in detail about years ago in the first meme.  Or maybe my Trademark Jacket.  I don't know how I ever lived without it.

2. If you were going to be a model, what company/product would you want to advertise?

Makeup.  Because they could airbrush me, and then I'd be like all *SHINE SHINE SHINE*.

3. If you could go skydiving with magically guaranteed zero risk whatsoever, would you do it?

IN A SECOND.  It'd be sweeeeeet.  Or so I presume, anyway.

4. If, to avoid dire consequences, you had to walk up to somebody and kiss them with no explanation whatsoever, who would you choose?

The guy down the hall.  Whose beard and mustache are staging a coup of his face.  Because (a) I have a crush on him; and (b) he would be able to get over it.

5. If you had to pick one of these heroes to replace and go through their entire quest yourself, which would you rather be? (a) Frodo Baggins (b) Harry Potter (c) Luke Skywalker (d) Neo from The Matrix

I think that, of all of these poor hapless fools, Harry has it easiest, so I'd go with him.  He dies, yes, but in a Jesus sort of way, and not for very long.  Unlike Frodo, he recovers entirely from the ordeals; unlike Luke, he keeps all his limbs; and unlike Neo... he doesn't like... I dunno, I barely remember; the Matrix sequels SUCKED and I wouldn't want to be in them so THERE.

Yeah, so...


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