33,272 / 50,000
I'm only 1735 words behind for yesterday's count. Technically-today is a different story, and one that I shan't be considering as of yet...
Yes. Shan't. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
...you're all, "I SHAN'T!"
It probably doesn't sound like it, but I think I'm sane. All credit to eltea.